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i hate you people. living in the south. i can't even go outside. if i'm outside longer than 7 seconds, i'm in danger of DYING.

i'm in fucking dayton ohio where it just snowed 7 inches. i've gained 23 lbs. in the last week just from my body thinking i'm about to hibernate.

when i get to austin, I WILL BALL THE SHIT OUT OF ANYONE.

ANYONE.

name the game. i ball your ass. i get my people to film it. i send you a copy with the title, "the day i balled your ass at ______"
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Horseshoes?
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Improv? Bring it on Jeremy!
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Post by Wesley »

That's why you lose, Phil.
Improv is not a game.
It is a state of mind, a way of life, a cult of ever-changing personalities, the destroyer of relationships...call it anything you want, anything but a game.
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I wish your name was Weasley.
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I think someone said horseshoes......
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Post by Andy P »

a motherf*ck*r try to ball me, and they gonna get teabagged!
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Post by kaci_beeler »

Wesley wrote:Horseshoes?
How about that and washers?
But honestly I don't remember how you play washers. I just know it goes well with horseshoes. It's like it's cousin in the game family or something.
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i only mentioned improv because I'm getting hyped for the cagematch. I love Val, Andy, Jen, and Bob, but I really want the Cupholders to win next weekend just so You Me and Greg can show them how it's done...if the girls are allowed to do it, then the guys are allowed to do it too. And this would be an ALL guys showdown, plus, we all went to the same damn high school, it's like a fuggin homecoming or something.

And, of course improv is a game, that's why I'm always enjoying it. Some games are very serious.

And, if Jeremy's afraid to bring me down in Improv. Then air-hockey it is.
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well, what can i say? a lot can happen in just one day's time.

I AM A NEW MAN.

i meditated this morning naked in my grandparent's backyard sitting indian style in 9 inches of snow as the sun rose. i discovered things about myself heretofore unbeknownst unto myself. i no longer foster a competitive or pre-begrudging contestial edge with any of this world's creatures. we might be withdrawing from the cagematch due alone to this new change in me. i will keep you all posted.

weasley, we may play horseshoes, but only if we do not keep score. whenever someone scores, instead we will hold hands in a circle for a ten-count. naked.

i am also giving up compu
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Dear YOU, ME, AND GREG,
You're next fuckers. being up there on stage tonight with all the juices flowing has reminded me what it was like to feel the surge of adrenaline only known in competitive improv. i really felt alive. something i haven't felt since before my stupid, little meditation phase. i'm sooo over that and ready to kick your asses... and take your names. well, two of your names. i already know one of them.

so you name the sport, the time, the place, the whatever and i ball the shit out of you.

however, i can no longer offer a tape through the mail as previously promised. someone stole my media mailers so i have no means to deliver the ass-kicking annals.

man, i'm bored.
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anyone up for a midweek game of basketball? i'm out of school, so i can play anywhere, anytime.
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I am. Since I will be MIA for the next two weeks worth of playdays.
Tell me when.
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wanna play tomorrow (friday) morning? i have to pick my mom up from the airport at 12:30, but i could play before that. like 10 or something.
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If we get enough people, yes.
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