Shit Improvisers Say

Post by **happywaffle** » January 23rd, 2012, 9:13 am

"Good luck in LA!"

"Welcome back from LA!"

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell · January 23rd, 2012, 9:15 am

happywaffle wrote:"Good luck in LA!"

"Welcome back from LA!"

"Good luck in Chicago!"

"Welcome back from Chicago!"

"Good luck in New York!"

"Welcome back from New York!"

"Soooo...when are you moving back?"

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell · January 23rd, 2012, 9:32 am

"I just need to get out of my head."

"I just need to get out of my own way."

"I just need to be more into my body."

"I want do something more movement based."

"Got your back!"

Spots · Post by **Spots** » January 23rd, 2012, 9:36 am

"Truth In Comedy says--"

"Impro says--"

"Truth In Comedy says--"

"Impro says--"

"Del Close once told me--"

"Keith Johnstone once told me--"

"Del Close once told me--"

"Keith Johnstone once told me--"

"Del Close once told me--"

davealley2 · Post by **davealley2** » January 23rd, 2012, 9:51 am

"I don't think arguing in a scene is 'going negative'."

"Okay, everybody walk around the space."

"You've just gotta get out more."

"You know, Fred Schneider. From the B-52's?"

"Which John were you with?"

"We really gotta get out there together more!"

"Did you plan that?"

"It was a reference to Greek resurfacing techniques during the Archaic period. No, it's alright. You're reaction was great."

"I didn't hear what you said so I just went with 'astronaut'."

"You're a dead body. Let's go in."

"Did you see that I was being a bear behind you?"

Brian Boyko · Post by **Brian Boyko** » January 23rd, 2012, 10:00 am

"Oh my god, Boyko, ew."

Post by **happywaffle** » January 23rd, 2012, 10:19 am

Spots wrote:"Del Close once told me--"

"Keith Johnstone once told me--"

"I was in this scene with Mike Myers…"

"I was in this scene with Kristen Schaal…"

"I was in this scene with Stephanie Courtney…"

"I was in this scene with Dave Pasquesi…"

"I was in this scene with Tim Meadows where he was President Obama and I was a cat and he was fucking me…"

Spots · Post by **Spots** » January 23rd, 2012, 10:21 am

Reminds me that we'll have to make a separate video called "Things Tom Booker Says..."

Post by **happywaffle** » January 23rd, 2012, 10:31 am

Spots wrote:Reminds me that we'll have to make a separate video called "Things Tom Booker Says..."

Oh he was definitely my inspiration for that last one. I've actually heard Buckman do the Mike Myers name-drop.

Brad Hawkins · Post by **Brad Hawkins** » January 23rd, 2012, 10:52 am

"I'm not sure I can work with (him/her). Things have been weird since we broke up."

"Oh man, that Maestro was the most fun EVER!"

"Follow your feet."

"Wow, what a great cast!"

SarahMarie · Post by **SarahMarie** » January 23rd, 2012, 1:54 pm

" I wish I had the availability for that but..."

"Lemmie check my calendar..."

"It's kind of like improvised _____________"

"It's very organic"

" I would but I have a show..."

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell · January 23rd, 2012, 2:00 pm

"I'd love to do that!"

"I have to back out..."

Alex B · Post by **Alex B** » January 23rd, 2012, 2:05 pm

"I might go to that" (on facebook)

Tim Traini · Post by **Tim Traini** » January 23rd, 2012, 5:26 pm

"Can we get any suggestion?"
*pause*
*montage of suggestions like cock, dildo, sex*

Post by **happywaffle** » January 23rd, 2012, 7:35 pm

Tim Traini wrote:"Can we get any suggestion?"
*pause*
*montage of suggestions like cock, dildo, sex*

You forgot the old favorite, "Gay lovers!"