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Posted: February 9th, 2012, 9:51 am
by Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell
Ruby W. wrote:Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell wrote:Ruby W. wrote:During Process Rehearsal:
During Mock Read-Through (Marc is director, Justin is an actor reading for a character in the play)
Marc: And then we'll have the smoke machine...
Justin V : (breaking character) Oh, yeah, and I'm allergic to...uh most of the uh, aluminum based stuff...
Marc (interrupting and dismissive) : yeah sure fine we'll get the vegan stuff.
Justin V. being, of course, the gestalt that forms when Jason Vines and Justin Davis combine their power rings.
oh shit! how weird. I typed it during rehearsal and was going quickly. How strange.
well, you WERE giggling maniacally at the time, as i recall, so a little madness can be excused.
Posted: February 11th, 2012, 12:17 am
by Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell
"Yes, every child is worth half a grief."
-Kareem Badr, Reverend Goodman's Cure All Elixir Traveling Revue
The Spectacle 2/11/12
Posted: February 11th, 2012, 2:19 am
by Mike
"When did the Titanic sail?"
"About three years from now!"
(The show is set in 1909)
Kaci Beeler and Kareem Badr - Reverend Goodman's Cure All Elixir Traveling Revue.
"Most people go their whole life looking for Jesus, and I found two!"
Roy Janik - Reverend Goodman's Cure All Elixir Traveling Revue.
The Spectacle 2/10/12
Posted: February 11th, 2012, 8:52 pm
by Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell
"The Father, the Son and the little birdie?"
-Valerie Ward, in response to Roy Janik's attempt to anthropromorphize the Holy Trinity
"This curtain isn't soundproof."
-Roy Janik
Reverend Goodman's Cure All Elixir Traveling Revue.
The Spectacle 2/10/12
Posted: February 12th, 2012, 1:04 pm
by Jon Bolden
Maestro, 2/11
Jason Oliver is doing a dating video. Director asks for him to quote one of his favorite lines from a book
Jason: One of my favorite lines is from... uh ... the Cherry Orchid, I have it right here... (looks concerned) it's...um... 'The End'
Lights out
Posted: February 12th, 2012, 1:48 pm
by happywaffle
2/11 Level 4 student showcase; Brandon Martin is playing Demon Voice; demon voice has just instructed him to flip over the refrigerator;
"AND LIFT WITH YOUR BACK, NOT WITH YOUR LEGS!"
Posted: February 12th, 2012, 1:49 pm
by happywaffle
Also, I'm not remembering a particular line, but David Lampe as Hulk Hogan in the Friday-night Derby was a spectacular sight. Y'all missed out if y'all weren't there.
Posted: February 12th, 2012, 4:01 pm
by Justin D.
From the debut of The Library in last week's Free Fringe.
Jon to Karen as her father: "You look as beautiful as the breeze."
Kacey in response as Karen's mother: "Yes, well, you can't see a breeze."
Holy crap, the quickness of Kacey's comment and the passive aggressiveness was beautiful. She kept that up throughout the show too. That whole show had moments like that. Every person in the show had great lines like that. It's hard to remember them all. I was laughing obnoxiously loud and hard on the side of the stage. Any time Jon would go off on monologues or give some dry, depressing response was great. Like, when I said that the demonic rose tattoo that required blood to be satisfied had grown back on my arm after I had cut the tattoo off, Jon's response was a simple walk downstage, look outward, and to say, "Spring is here."
Posted: February 17th, 2012, 12:06 am
by Brad Hawkins
"Accio fetus!"
- Jason Vines, as Snape, Free Fringe, 2/16/12
Posted: February 17th, 2012, 8:24 am
by arby
Brad Hawkins wrote:"Accio fetus!"
- Jason Vines, as Snape, Free Fringe, 2/16/12
"Vagina repairo!"
Posted: February 17th, 2012, 8:53 am
by Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell
these are all from the most recent Process rehearsal...but they must be preserved...
"There's a window there."
-Courtney Hopkin
"Let's make some choices! Don't make the wrong ones!"
"There's a difference between berry love and berry rape!"
-Kareem Badr
"...BECAUSE OF ALL THE SEX I'VE BEEN HAVING IN MY VAGINA HOLE!"
-Halyn Lee Erickson
"Hi, my name is Steve Kevorkian. Don't."
-John Ratliff
Posted: February 18th, 2012, 9:43 am
by shando
Britney Salyer as the terminal line in a game of String of Pearls at the Homecoming show last night at SVT:
"And then I got a Highland kilt boner."
Posted: February 19th, 2012, 12:29 am
by Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell
"This bachelorette party will be the only night we'll ever remember, and the only one we'll want to forget!"
-Ruby Willmann
"I'm a racist dog."
-Halyn Lee Erickson
Maestro, 2/19/2012
Posted: February 19th, 2012, 9:13 pm
by Brad Hawkins
Kayla Freeman, narrating a letter she's written to Nicole Beckley:
"Dear Stephanie: I have attached a kitten."
- Local Genius Society, 2/19/12
Posted: February 25th, 2012, 5:30 pm
by beardedlamb
cupholders show 2/24
(spoken with an intense pace, as if it were scripted)
Joplin: I want to buy your arcade. Name your price.
Ace: It is priceless.
Joplin: Double it!