Austin Improv

Bring it. You think you're a stunna? That cafeteria retard only fucked your face because he thought it was your ass, you ugly bitch. There's only one number one in this scene, and it's one too. I hope you enjoyed those extra eggs, because I will rip out your ovaries and make them into my goddamn earrings, then wrap your fallopian tubes around your whore neck until you choke.

I would give the diss point to numbro_uno on this one...

Sadly, both ladies involved in this battle were defeated by a suspicious package. Sorry ladies. Bring the smack back in a week or so.

phlounderphil wrote:I would give the diss point to numbro_uno on this one...

Sadly, both ladies involved in this battle were defeated by a suspicious package. Sorry ladies. Bring the smack back in a week or so.

Actually, both teams are out. The suspicious package moves on to the finals to take on the winner of Fart Clown Glasses vs The Leading Brands

actually, shannon and i talked and we're just going to give the contract to suspicious package. in lieu of the cagematch, suspicious package will be doing a 3 hour longform each friday at 11:30 until the end of the year. additionally, in the festival they will switch spots with available cupholders.

we have done this because an unattended bag takes precedence over everything. therefore we must adjust our lives accordingly and continue to live in fear because some british guys wanted to take gatorade on the plane with them.

Seriously though, what's going to happen?
I was so disappointed last night. I am/was looking forward to that cagematch so much.

trying to figure it out over the next couple days.
i'll keep the world updated.

also, see above for the real (re)solution.

b

Mike,

Do your rules changes only apply to the tournament or are they going to be in place for when the regular cage match returns post-OoB?

York99 wrote:Mike,

Do your rules changes only apply to the tournament or are they going to be in place for when the regular cage match returns post-OoB?

I am going to try to keep the rules for post- OoB. But that is not saying that they will be written in stone.

When the "regular" Cage Match returns, I am open to pre-planned events, hell I'm trying to set up certain situations to make it different every time. So there will be times where the rules will be relaxed when it benefits the show.

If you want to do a intro, or someting odd, just tell me. I can then let the other troupe know that they have an opportunity to do something as well ( While your plans are kept private) but in fainress, both teams have the offering to do something pre- coin toss.


I know that there's a lot of changes going on with my slot. I admit it. But please bear with me, I'm trying to really make this slot one where both the audience, and more importantly, the improvisors will have a great time in.

And please feel free to PM/email me suggestions you have. I'm not against the community helping with feedback and/or complaints.

I can give up my Blank Show slot on the 26th if OOB would want to have semifinals on the 25th and FINALS on the 26th, when everyone is in town.

That's my offer.

that offer is accepted.
so, in an official tone, the fix is this:

The coming Friday's match (the 18th) between FCG and Leading Brands will not be moved. The next Friday (the 25th) we will make up the One Too vs. Bridgeport match. Then the finals will be on Saturday, the 26th.

Friday, August 18th @11:30 - FCG vs. Leading Brands
Friday, August 25th @11:30 - One Too vs Bridgeport etc.
Saturday, August 26th @ 11:45 (cuz some peeps are doing whirled news)- The winners of those two matches play for the championship.

thanks to phil and de roos for offering their blank spots. and thanks to christrew.com for offering up TNA.

so there you have it. please let me know asap if these schedule changes are a problem for anyone.

b

I've updated the Blank Show MySpace accordingly.

Phil, when do you want to reschedule your Time Machine show? 9/23, 10/7, and 10/14 are open.

he can also take my slot if he wants it, so he doesn't have to wait until october.

no, lets do the evolution schmevolution show...and I'll wait until 10/14 for my show.

Got that wes? 10/14

beardedlamb wrote:
thanks to phil and de roos for offering their blank spots. and thanks to christrew.com for offering up TNA.

b

Ditto waht Jeremy said. And thanks for the whole scene for being down with this experiment in the first place.

The employment-laden half of OoB production.