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Post by menelaos »

I'm going to ignore Jordan's lack of respect towards Kevin's issue and remind you guys that the explosion is scheduled for December 27th at 2pm and *not* December 17th as some seem to believe. I really don't see how we can attend both the badger's rebirth as well as the explosion!

On a positive note, I heard there will be frosting at both locations.

M.

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Post by Ryan Hill »

That reminds me of a really bad pop video from the early 90s. Lots of bad hair, cheeseball lyrics. Anyone know which one I'm talking about?
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Post by beardedlamb »

well hung jury
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Post by hujhax »

I seem to remember some other Santa/badger scene back in the early 2000's.  It wasn't in a Micetro, though, it was part of a troupe's longform.  Any other old-timers remember who did that? #thiswillbebuggingmeallday

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Post by valetoile »

What Jordan said.
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Post by sara farr »

Maxwell's Silver Hammer wrote:
Kevin wrote:
Justin D. wrote: Here's the updated list as of Friday.

Drinks:
Bottled water, soda, and a cooler
Lots of juice of some sort
Beer
Sodas and beer
Apple juice
vodka
A bottle of wine

Food:
chili con queso
brie crostini
mac & cheese
broccoli & cheese
cottage cheese
Local cheese board
cheese wiz
quesadillas
cheesecake
meatballs stuffed with blue cheese
creamy au gratin potatoes
garlic-parmesan souffle
pasta primavera
fruited cheese log
spinach-cheese puffs
saltines
(Jordan's taco soup went here, but no longer because he hates you)

Plates, cups, napkins, silverware
Anyone noticing a trend here? What about vegans?
what? WHAT? you think i don't read these, but i DO, Justin. i DO! and that hurts. it hurts a LOT!

i only hate YOU. And Kevin who apparently is a VEGAN. Smile!
Ka-Cah! Smile!

Post by Tim Traini »

B. Tribe wrote:why don't you just call it SUCK MY DICK SOUP
You don't have to eat it! It's too late now though, good job.
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Post by jillybee72 »

Ew! That's totally gross! I want cottage cheese at minimum, or saltines. I would like both but I am not demanding. Come on. Yield on this.
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Post by B. Tribe »

Ratliff wrote:I'll bring gezpacho, because I hate everyone.
Gezpacho? GEZPACHO?!?!

Jeez, why don't you just call it SUCK MY DICK SOUP, Ratliff!
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Post by dancrumb »

Guys,

I can only eat dairy products that are not cow/sheep/goat based; just this discussion is bringing me out in hives.

I vote for horse-milk curds and whey
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Post by jillybee72 »

WAIT! Stop for a minute, STOP. Dan, what are you trying to say??
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Post by alexd231232 »

I know this is going to raise some eyebrows, but I really do agree with Jordan. Just because not everyone wears costumes to a party (haters) doesn't mean we shouldn't have a theme at all...

And yes - I'm free on the 27th of December.
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Post by dancrumb »

jillybee72 wrote:I don't even understand why this is a question
Not all of us were brought up under the thumb of the bovine-avine-caprine-agri-complex; there are options beyond what you're suggest that we should be considering
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Post by EmilyBee »

Well, we COULD have Whole Foods fat free AND organic cottage cheese. Would you be happy then, Dan?

And, yeah, Peter, we did have a lot of scenes with people badgering Santa, but I don't think that counts as a badger-Santa scene. Anything else in your memory? Because, if not, I'm totally keeping that in my sketch.
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Post by Brad Hawkins »

Man, I can't wait for this! I've got the 17th marked on my calendar! And Justin, way to be on top of the cheese!
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