Austin Improv

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It sounds to me like it will be difficult for Pussycake and the inmates to co-exist in the same city. I propose we raise the stakes of this cagematch a bit. I say we make this a LOSER LEAVE TOWN MATCH. If you lose, you leave town. I guess that was self explanitory.

The members of Pussycake have already pre-leased apartments in Austin, but we would just lose our deposit should we be sent back to New Braunfels. It is a risk we are willing to take if you are up for the challenge.

The gauntlet has been laid down!

Pussycake
moist, wet, improv

Pussycake must be from Plano to be so stupid.

We are in PRISON you twatcookies - we WILL be leaving town after the match on a schoolbus.

Cept when we ride home, we will all be carrying our new bitches in our laps!

I'm gonna get my swerve on with a bunch of soft suburban boys. Spread those cheeks you Boy SCOUTS.

Sheryl "the ice" Coates

sherylcoates wrote:...we WILL be leaving town after the match on a schoolbus.

you are right...you will be leaving town after the match beacuse you are being forced to go due to the rules of the challenge. Those are the rules. I am suprised you are giving up that easily. I had no idea you would just come right out and say it like that. I guess Marth Stewart was right when she said you were soft and gooey like jelly donuts.

If you are just going to give up maybe we could get Period for Brains to try and play through their "lady time" er I mean "schedule conflicts" and put up a fight. Surely a little mild cramping wouldn't keep them away. They at least seemed anxious to play against us.

This pussycake cunt is a real dumb bitch.
I bet they want that OOB spot so badly, they're pissing in their pants. Which will make it even betta when we take that chance away from them then head back to Bridgeport. I got laundry duty with Shareesh on Monday, ain't nobody gonna make me miss that.
I still got 30 years, fuckers!

number1stunna wrote:I bet they want that OOB spot so badly, they're pissing in their pants.

Hardly! In fact, we are scheduled to headline the Outside the Boundaries Improv Festival and Disc Golf Tournament (in San Diego) during OOB. So when we win, we will have to discuss the schedule and see if we can do both. If not, we will give our spot to the runners up. Perhaps if none of the rest of the teams can play you can have the spot then.

BTW... I spoke to your warden. He says you guys are going to have to play in shackles. That seems unfair but he insisted on it. Do you want us to send our B team so it will level the playing field a bit?

Note to Bob A: I think we need a Smack Talk category for the forums. Just a suggestion. I'm reading my new indexing textbook, so I'm feeling extra taxonomous right now.

I'm putting in for the prison bitches, fwiw. When you've got nothing to lose, you've got everything to win.

Love,
Mo

shando wrote:Strangest thread ever.

Shannon

Boy, did you ever speak too soon.

My heart is thumping here.

York99 wrote:

shando wrote:Strangest thread ever.

Shannon

Boy, did you ever speak too soon.

My heart is thumping here.

I just have to say that number1stunna could be a character on Deadwood. Man, that is one filthy mouth.

pussycunts

I know your lyin' bout talking to The Warden. Just like a dumb pussy bitch to think the warden is a male. I run a tight ship and I'm takin' my ladies down there in my pick up truck to show you all what how to Sit, Stand, Kneel and Bend. We do improv better than you and sometimes with an alka seltzer tablet shoved in our asses to keep it fresh.

Pussy is for sure a piece of cake.

just a few things that need to be cleared up here...

1) Justin, i've been a male lesbian for years. There's no shame in it.

2) It is NEVER a bad idea to cut Ben during an audition. For whatever reason. In fact, it's best to come up with your justification after the fact.

3) We always...ALWAYS...know talent when it sits on our faces.

Blam.

number1stunna wrote: I still got 30 years, fuckers!

That's right... 30 years to lick the puss-oozing wounds that our steel claws will leave after we tear each of you a new vag come Friday night. Come to think of it, y'all better find a priest and get your last rites... you skanks are going to DEATH ROW.

Felixer wrote:Come to think of it, y'all better find a priest and get your last rites... you skanks are going to DEATH ROW.

Yeah, you sure gonna be walkin funny with a broomstick up yo ass, biznatch. Watch yer back or you gonna wake up feelin like someone run a bus over you. If you wake up.

You my bitch Felixer -- dontchoo forget that. Eva.