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Posted: July 26th, 2011, 7:25 pm
by Mo Daviau
Scott Pilgrim has purchased the sex ramp.
WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB! WWWWWHAAA!
Posted: July 26th, 2011, 10:18 pm
by Mike
hujhax wrote:I am now earwormed with
"Sex Bomb", only it's "Sex Ramp".
--
peter rogers @ work | http://hujhax.livejournal.com
"Rated PG-13: Millions of people die, but nobody swears, copulates, undresses or takes drugs."
-- From A. O. Scott's review of The Day After Tomorrow
You could also go for "Sex Farm" by Spinal Tap
Posted: July 27th, 2011, 4:08 am
by mpbrockman
Jules wrote:I approve of this thread.
Thank you, my dear, for making me laugh out loud.
Posted: July 27th, 2011, 8:48 am
by Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell
Mo Daviau wrote:Scott Pilgrim has purchased the sex ramp.
WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB! WWWWWHAAA!
lucky Ramona...
Posted: July 27th, 2011, 9:44 am
by Brent Unger
When I was a little teenage punk, my gramma and grampa had two foam wedges on their bed. They told us kids it was so they could sit up and watch T.V. in bed. I believed them... up until now.
Posted: July 28th, 2011, 3:20 pm
by MitchellD
Sex Ramp? It's a large wedge covered in velvet.
Posted: July 28th, 2011, 6:42 pm
by Spots
I got dibs come time Scott Pilgrim decides to sell.
Posted: July 28th, 2011, 7:27 pm
by kbadr
I don't understand why everyone is just accepting the fact that Mo has been having used sex. Mo, you deserve shiny new sex! Mint condition and still in the package and everything!
Posted: July 28th, 2011, 11:30 pm
by Mike
kbadr wrote:I don't understand why everyone is just accepting the fact that Mo has been having used sex. Mo, you deserve shiny new sex! Mint condition and still in the package and everything!
If you go to South Congress they are calling it "Vintage Sex" in most of the trendy hipster shops.
Posted: July 29th, 2011, 12:36 am
by mpbrockman
If you go to S. Congress you end up with vintage fleas.
Ah, the good old days...
Posted: July 30th, 2011, 4:03 pm
by Mo Daviau
kbadr wrote:I don't understand why everyone is just accepting the fact that Mo has been having used sex. Mo, you deserve shiny new sex! Mint condition and still in the package and everything!
Gosh, Kareem. That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.
I definitely deserve some new sex.
(Sigh.)
Posted: July 30th, 2011, 5:16 pm
by mpbrockman
Mo Daviau wrote:I definitely deserve some new sex.
Were I single I would offer to take you in a manly fashion. Things being what they are...
Gentlemen... it's time somebody gives this fine lady the night of unbridled, sweaty, no-holds-barred, break out the cooking utensils, put stirrups on the ceiling fan, scare the pets, wake the neighbors and peel-me-off the-wall passion she deserves.
Am I pimping?
Posted: July 30th, 2011, 6:46 pm
by Brad Hawkins
mpbrockman wrote:Am I pimping?
In every sense of the word.
Posted: July 31st, 2011, 12:55 am
by mpbrockman
Brad Hawkins wrote:mpbrockman wrote:Am I pimping?
In every sense of the word.
Gonna have to invest in a grille, then.
Pimprovisor.
Posted: July 31st, 2011, 12:59 pm
by Lindsey
mpbrockman wrote:Brad Hawkins wrote:mpbrockman wrote:Am I pimping? :shock:
In every sense of the word.
Gonna have to invest in a grille, then.
Pimprovisor.
YES