A Moral Dilemma

[Andy P]

Does anyone have paste to stick the paper...oh wait...nevermind

[valetoile]

Collage a porn dresser

I have an old dresser sitting in my front yard right now. We can totally make this happen. Porn craft day is coming soon.

It'll be an un-dresser.

[Wesley]

If you are not "above" going to prison, you could use them as currency and be a very wealthy man.

[valetoile]

It's perfectly legal to have your own currency, as long as it is not in one-to-one correspondance with the dollar. I think.

[Wesley]

Are we playing "bait the libertarian?"

Liberty Dollars! (I think Roy can show you some)

Alternative Currency

Legal tender is only money that cannot be legally refused as payment, based on certain factors and criteria (such as the settlement of a debt denominated in the same currency). But anything can legally be counted as currency if both parties are in agreement. Skittles, beer, precious metals, etc.

[deroosisonfire]

But anything can legally be counted as currency if both parties are in agreement. Skittles, beer, precious metals, etc.

how did you leave sex off this list?

[Jastroch]

Speaking as one who is nearly 40, I say go ye old harloty bags of ancient horny flesh!
80 is a bit much.

Speaking as someone who is over 40 and who is happily attracted to my own age group, I have to applaud the much wider spectrum of appearance and body types in the, uh, models that populate low-rent porn. The idea that different shapes and ages of people also like to have sex is a welcome counterbalance to some of the uglier porn conventions, into which I will not go here.

I didn't mean to insult anyone in older age brackets. I should add that I don't enjoy viewing anal fisting at any age.

[York99]

Then you may not want to be at Coldtowne Manor tomorrow night at 6, Jastroch.

[Jules]

No insult taken, its just that while I suppose I wouldn't want to see contrived poorly shot octagenerian anal fisting scenes, I'm all for people over the perfect 20's enjoying their bodies and their sexuality. Hell, most women do hit a sexual peak in their mid to late 30's. Let me tell you its awesome. So what if I'm more wrinkled than some hot young 20 year old. Look at Charlotte Rampling. Woot!
Once you are in your 40's too you'll likely want to be considered still hot. L

[Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell]

i say hold on to them. i've thrown away a few porno mags and tapes in my day that i had no more need for, particularly in my younger days when i foolishly thought that stroking off was something to be ashamed of (oh, the folly of youth...). so even though i rarely use them anymore, i keep the mags i still have tucked away. you never know...if your internet goes down or your computer's on the fritz or the machines raise and attempt to enslave humanity, forcing a centuries long civil war that knocks us back to a technological dark age...that copy of Club International or Barely Legal will be looking pretty dang sweet.

as for finding porn...i eventually routed out every single hiding place my dad had his dirty mags scattered about in. unfortunately, when he went to prison and my mom was cleaning stuff out, she found the bulk of them and threw them out. that was a sad day...a very sad day indeed (though it did mean that i never had to make that awkward walk from the garage back to the bathroom, waddling along with my shirt untucked.

[fbillac]

I say that we get together and cut up all of the pics and throw them into a pile. With a little luck, the porn-scraps will manifest a biblical vision, like Jesus, Mary or Heffner....

that would be cool.

-Dav