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Piss Fuck Cunt.
I mean...sign me up.

You work your life away and what do they give?
You're only killing yourself to live

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we should do something involving george carlin's seven dirty words that you can't see on tv routine. i don't knwo what, but I'll work it out. for reference they are:
sh*t
pi*s
f**k
cun*
co*ksu*ker
MOTHERFUCKER
and tits.

you can say, "roberto clemente has three balls on him," but you can't say, "I think he hurt his balls on that play."
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I'm registered to play in this, but I'm reminding everyone that I'll be a tad late (Whirled News downstairs).
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register me. (i want to be racist soooooo bad.)
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beardedlamb wrote:we should do something involving george carlin's seven dirty words that you can't see on tv routine. i don't knwo what, but I'll work it out. for reference they are:
sh*t
pi*s
f**k
cun*
co*ksu*ker
MOTHERFUCKER
and tits.

you can say, "roberto clemente has three balls on him," but you can't say, "I think he hurt his balls on that play."
What about some sort of game where all 7 of the words need to be said, but with context (so you can't come on as someone with turrets and just scream all the words) The player to say the last word wins a point. Could be a good tie-breaker, or quick bonus round. If we did that, though, it'd be very important for the players to play the game and make it entertaining for the audience, rather than fight to get the measely point.

Better yet, make them have to build a scene without the words first. Or tell them to just do a scene and stop them halfway through and add this 7-words rule.

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You're only killing yourself to live

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madeline wrote:register me. (i want to be racist soooooo bad.)
No one, and I mean no one, can be more hilariously racist than me.
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phlounderphil wrote:
madeline wrote:register me. (i want to be racist soooooo bad.)
No one, and I mean no one, can be more hilariously racist than me.
Sounds like we've got a game.

Status battle?
Fuck that.
Racist battle.

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You're only killing yourself to live

Post by Wesley »

I'd step in just for a racist battle, but I'd lose to a number of people. Everyone knows the Jews already control banking, Hollywood, and improv racism games.

Racist Jumprope?
The perfect combination of physical prowess, Beastie-like rhyme games, and racist epithets!

That would also be a good Category Die intro. Only take racial groups and then players must giver slurs for that group. Chinese, Jews, Whites, Blacks, French, Italians, Irish, etc. There are plenty! Round after round of slur-induced fun!
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