Austin Improv

let's look into raiding the Pita Pit next door before we resort to cannibalism...the entire point of surviving a zombie apocalypse is NOT to get eaten. :p

the_reverend wrote:let's look into raiding the Pita Pit next door before we resort to cannibalism...the entire point of surviving a zombie apocalypse is NOT to get eaten. :p

I take issue with the idea that it's the ENTIRE point. I mean, what kind of life are we fighting for? Mere survival is not enough! We're meant to LIVE, dammit! Is this what we're fighting for? To eat at Pita Pit?? We're human beings, dammit, and we won't be reduced to animals!

Now hold still, while I Sharpie these dotted lines across your torso.

monkeyangst wrote:

the_reverend wrote:let's look into raiding the Pita Pit next door before we resort to cannibalism...the entire point of surviving a zombie apocalypse is NOT to get eaten. :p

I take issue with the idea that it's the ENTIRE point. I mean, what kind of life are we fighting for? Mere survival is not enough! We're meant to LIVE, dammit! Is this what we're fighting for? To eat at Pita Pit?? We're human beings, dammit, and we won't be reduced to animals!

Now hold still, while I Sharpie these dotted lines across your torso.

well, CLEARLY once we rig up a series of zip lines (thanks, Orf!), we can raid the Driskell and surrounding buildings as well.

now stop that...it tickles.

YOU CAN TAKE MY LAND, MY FAMILY, AND EVERYTHING I HOLD DEAR

BUT THIS IS HUMANITY'S LAST STAND

AS GOD IS MY WITNESS WE WILL DEFEND THIS PITA PIT