Austin Improv

Tango Til They're Sore. English to Dutch and back

Well, play you that tarantella, all dogs which they have started roar
the boys all to tend go and then touch the Cuban the floor
they float along the pipeline, they tango to they' re painful spot
takes they their nightmares separately and they leave ' em by the door

me leaves from the window with confetti in my hair
falls treats from levers or better on a barristers president by the treden
I' ll tell already my mysteries you, but I lie concerning my past
send me to fix more for always

English -> Chinese -> English

Find my baby, to hold her
To grab some afternoon delight.
My motto has always been, when it's right, that is correct.
Why wait until the middle of the night cold.
When everything is clear that in the light of day.
And you know what the night would have been way.

Sky rockets in flight. The joy of the afternoon. The joy of the afternoon.

Row-row-row Your Boat to Greece and Back

The series row the series I boat
soft down stream
reason why reason why
life is just a dream

Jon Bolden wrote:Row-row-row Your Boat to Greece and Back

The series row the series I boat
soft down stream
reason why reason why
life is just a dream

man...that's some deep shit...

English - Korean - English

In a village in the name of a heavy downpour
Thought by the people, through the stage door of his own shadow
Day in the rain like a trip through the past
And a guitar all his life has changed
Now he just can not stop shaking, he should continue
There needs to stay on top of the boy to go to continue shaking,

Chinese

The young teachers and the girls under the illusion. She so very want him. What she would be. In her there longing. The girls, a broad page. Bookmarking, she is now very close. This girl is half his age. Don't stay close to my stand.

To Hindi and back again:

I just want to go - Baby, it's cold outside
Does not answer - Oh dear, it's cold outside
This has been welcomed - I'm lucky that you dropped
Very nice and warm - Look out the window at the storm
My sister will be suspicious - Man, your lips look delicious
My brother will be there at the door - Waves on a tropical beach
My first aunt mind is vicious - Oh God your lips are delicious
Maybe well just half a drink more - Never such a blizzard before

It seems like something that might happen in a Bollywood film.

To Korea and back again...

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Latin!

Near the middle of the night some evil is hidden obscure
Beneath the moon, you see the heart of the spectacle stands near the
Scream takes the fear of it is asked sound before you have done
The cold countenance you are the horror of the start when you right between the eyes
You are sick of the palsy

For it is fiction thriller, thriller night
And no one from the venomous beast, you would drive them out
You know it is fiction thriller, thriller night
Inside you are fighting for your life that, a killer, thriller night

German

Danny: I received shower they' Remultiplizieren and I' m losin' control because the energy you' Relieferung, it' S-electrifying!

Sandy: They improve form above, because I need a man and my heart to you am adjusted. They improve form above. They understand better to my heart, which must be applicable I.

Both: Nothing calmly, nothing left, so that I do.

Both: You' concerning, which I wish. They are that, which I wish to oooooo honey. That, which I wish. They are that, which I wish to oooooo honey wish. That, which I wish you am that, which I wish wish that, which I need. Oh, indeed.

Jason wins.

Matt wrote:Jason wins.

i just read that as a dramatic monologue in my bedroom...now i want to do it for people...

also, "my first aunt mind is vicious" from Val's sounds like something from Lovecraft.

German:

Geverringert there their name is Lola, was it
showgirl with yellow feathers/springs in
its hair and
a dress a straight, it
the merengue became cut
and cha cha to do
and during it tried, a Tony staff
of the star always bent be

Over the pushed floor
they worked from eight 'to four,
them were young and them had themselves,
which could please for more?
With the Copa Copacabana
were always the brenzligste place, the north
of Havana with the Copa
, Copacabana music and inclination the way with the Copa, which
they loved, fell in love

Roland is from a white night's land soldier, when hires the Thompson gun, the fight does. The deal made in Denmark, in a darkness and storm date, therefore he was Biafra decides, joined the bloody attrition place. Through '66 and 7, they have carried on the Congolese war, with theirs finger in theirs trigger, knee deeply in blood clot. Several days have battled the Bantu person with night of them to their knee. They kill win their life and help Congo. His comrade fights in him, side Fan Irving and rest, but all Thompson artillery, Roland is best. Therefore CIA decided that they want Roland dead. That scoundrel fellow Fan Irving has blown off Roland's head.

(I find that Babelfish, being less accurate, gives better insta-Engrish than Google Translate)

This is fun.

Suzanne interrupts you, to her in the river nearby place. You can hear the boat to visit on the way. You could pass nearby her the night. And you know she' Half crazy s, but that' why s do you want in there, and she feeds the tea which and the orange you come continuously from China. And, when you meant that tells her you not to give loves her, her obtains your her wave length, and she lets the river answer that you've always her lover. And you want the travel want the travel window blind with her and you and you knew that she will trust you will be you've contacted her and your brains perfect body.