Baxter and Bernard....

SarahMarie · Post by **SarahMarie** » October 28th, 2010, 2:56 pm

... knit a doily for Cthulhu

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell · October 28th, 2010, 2:58 pm

...milk Cthulhu

Spots · Post by **Spots** » October 28th, 2010, 2:58 pm

... bake a cake for Yog-Sothoth
... pour a glass of milk for Yog-Sothoth (yuck)

hujhax · Post by **hujhax** » October 28th, 2010, 3:03 pm

... pilot a Soviet dirigible.
... adopt an elephant.
... solve the Case of the Abandoned Amusement Park.
... learn a valuable lesson about friendship.
... set City Hall on fire... with dancing!

--
peter rogers @ work | http://hujhax.livejournal.com

Luck has a way of rewarding those who do not depend on it.
-- Robert Guillaume

SarahMarie · Post by **SarahMarie** » October 28th, 2010, 3:04 pm

... make moonshine
... fly to the moon

Brad Hawkins · Post by **Brad Hawkins** » October 28th, 2010, 3:26 pm

... sell monkeys to blind people.
... go to Dachau.
... re-read "A Light in August."
... attend a lemon party.
... file for bankruptcy.
... scarf down 50 eggs.
... teach a child to love again.
... force a child to love again.
... in the study, with the revolver.
... betray their principles.
... sing "Mammy."

hujhax · Post by **hujhax** » October 28th, 2010, 3:50 pm

(I feel like this thread is the Baxter & Bernard edition of "Like a Boss".)

--
peter rogers @ work | http://hujhax.livejournal.com

Life is an improv scene. Make your emotion love, and go. See what happens.
-- Tom Booker

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell · October 28th, 2010, 4:05 pm

...shine the moon
...battle pirates
...pilot the Nautilus
...discover cold fusion
...go back in time and kill each other's grandfathers
...go back in time and BECOME each other's grandfathers
...replace Meredith with a monkey

Spots wrote:... bake a cake for Yog-Sothoth
... pour a glass of milk for Yog-Sothoth (yuck)

there's no sense crying over spilled Nyarlathotep.

Spots · Post by **Spots** » October 28th, 2010, 5:36 pm

... fuck it you're all gerbils.

Its October, and I have decided its the perfect time to read Lovecraft. Does anything beat "The Horror of Dunwich"? I shall have to find out.

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell · October 29th, 2010, 12:49 am

Spots wrote:... fuck it you're all gerbils.

damn it! you got my hopes up that scene had been caught on tape...

valetoile · Post by **valetoile** » October 29th, 2010, 1:18 am

...meet Girl Embassy World Team

Mike · Post by **Mike** » October 29th, 2010, 2:05 am

- Wait for the bus while debating which "Darren" from Bewitched was better.

- re-write the musical "Cats" to include the McRib as a major plot point

- go to the urologist.

- divide by zero

- intern as Somali pirates

- become Luchadores

- shoot a scene-for-scene remake of "Murder By Death" starring sock puppets

- pick a fight in Hong Kong

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell · October 29th, 2010, 8:46 am

valetoile wrote:...meet Girl Embassy World Team

yes! improv crossover! shared improv universe! YES!

hujhax · Post by **hujhax** » October 29th, 2010, 8:57 am

the_reverend wrote:
valetoile wrote:...meet Girl Embassy World Team
yes! improv crossover! shared improv universe! YES!

Giant coed upbeat dance numbers! ALSO YES!

--
peter rogers @ work | http://hujhax.livejournal.com

Way too jam-band. If you are going to break it down, you must also pick it back up.
-- Kate Weber, on a Bela Fleck show

... and you know you have a problem when the progressive-rock fan thinks you've gone overboard with wankery.
-- Sage Weber, on the same show.

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell · October 29th, 2010, 9:02 am

hujhax wrote:
the_reverend wrote:
valetoile wrote:...meet Girl Embassy World Team
yes! improv crossover! shared improv universe! YES!
Giant coed upbeat dance numbers! ALSO YES!

--
peter rogers @ work | http://hujhax.livejournal.com

Way too jam-band. If you are going to break it down, you must also pick it back up.
-- Kate Weber, on a Bela Fleck show

... and you know you have a problem when the progressive-rock fan thinks you've gone overboard with wankery.
-- Sage Weber, on the same show.

...and THEN, Baxter and Bernard go on tour with the Girl Embassy World Team to Europe and encounter a haunted Parisian brothel and have to exorcise the Doubtful Guests (only of course they fail, cuz otherwise...no more Doubtful Guests shows.

)

i'd like to see this show in a double billing with the crew of Start Trekkin' running into the Moustache Rangers in the depths of space...