Austin Improv

the_reverend wrote:it's times like these i most wish i had a detachable penis...

...that, and when i roll over in bed in the morning. just awkward...

Hey, before you complain too much about that - remember what it was like to be 14 and get, um, aroused for no good reason at all about every 15 minutes. Then take a moment to be thankful that doesn't happen any more.

Eddie Murphy used to do a good bit about that. "Eddie, will you come up and do the problem at the blackboard?" "No thanks teach, I'll take the F".

sara farr wrote:

erin wrote:Or you wait until they show up and ask to see their genitals. Win/win situation there am I right???? Yeeaaaah I am.

What if they have both a hoo and a haa?

One or two, select it.

valetoile wrote:

sara farr wrote:

erin wrote:Or you wait until they show up and ask to see their genitals. Win/win situation there am I right???? Yeeaaaah I am.

What if they have both a hoo and a haa?

One or two, select it.

haa hoo.

the_reverend wrote:it's times like these i most wish i had a detachable penis...

I've heard you can buy one on St. Mark's Place.

mpbrockman wrote: Hey, before you complain too much about that - remember what it was like to be 14 and get, um, aroused for no good reason at all about every 15 minutes. Then take a moment to be thankful that doesn't happen any more.

who says it doesn't?

mpbrockman wrote:Eddie Murphy used to do a good bit about that. "Eddie, will you come up and do the problem at the blackboard?" "No thanks teach, I'll take the F".

i had the benefit of being awful at math, so it was an even wash either way. i also worked out a system for occasions where i had to...i won't go into too much detail, but my wrist, my waistband and starting to wear my shirts untucked saved the day on more than one occasion. and i still wear my shirts untucked to this very day...

...HEY, GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS ARE AWESOME AND YOU SHOULD TOTALLY TRY OUT!!!

the_reverend wrote:...i also worked out a system for occasions where i had to...i won't go into too much detail, but my wrist, my waistband and starting to wear my shirts untucked saved the day on more than one occasion. and i still wear my shirts untucked to this very day...

Damn, that takes me back (and is funny as hell).

Unfortunately, my Catholic H.S. would not allow un-tucked shirts. However, with some artful angling and careful movement the waistband trick could still be applied. Belts were indispensable.

the_reverend wrote:...HEY, GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS ARE AWESOME AND YOU SHOULD TOTALLY TRY OUT!!!

YES, THEY ROCK!!! AMAZING LADIES WITH TALENT TO BURN WHO ALMOST NEVER TALK ABOUT TEENAGE ERECTION CONCEALMENT!

They do talk about clothes a lot, though. So, ya know, be prepared for that.

if they have a hoo and a haa...they'll totally get cast.

Brockman, Roy, and Erin, thank you for your advice. It's MOST helpful. I think I'll ASSUME it is the girls version of the boys name and give him/her a slot. IN ADDITION, I will send out an email like roy suggested...then when they get there...i'll make them drop their pants. even if their gender is clear when I see them. It will be awkward, but their reaction will weigh in on if they get cast or not.

mpbrockman wrote: Unfortunately, my Catholic H.S. would not allow un-tucked shirts. However, with some artful angling and careful movement the waistband trick could still be applied. Belts were indispensable.

pleats can be highly indispensable, if used correctly...

mpbrockman wrote: They do talk about clothes a lot, though. So, ya know, be prepared for that.

and boners. so this is entirely on topic!

kaceysamiee wrote: I think I'll ASSUME it is the girls version of the boys name and give him/her a slot.

heh heh...Kacey said she'd give them a slot.

yes, i'm 12. :p

kaceysamiee wrote:IN ADDITION, I will send out an email like roy suggested...then when they get there...i'll make them drop their pants.

You never made me do this.

Hey Bolden, under the seats - NOW.

You got lucky. I hadn't made that a rule yet.

Congratulations to Amy Averett the newest cast member of Girls Girls Girls!!

And Erin will be happy to know that they did check, and I do have all my lady parts. So I'm officially a Girl.

AmyA wrote:And Erin will be happy to know that they did check, and I do have all my lady parts. So I'm officially a Girl.

oh, THAT'S what they were doing there...i just thought my audition was going REALLY well!