Austin Improv

Ace Manning contributes to society.

Jon Bolden is a real bastard.

Munga is a type of cheese. Trust me, you don't want to know.

I've heard Jesse Spots owns Austin's most extensive collection of View-Master pornography as well as a custom-made left-hand drive viewer so he can vary things up now and then.

Amira was raised by a pack of kittens. Adorableness explained.

Madeline sells secrets to Myanmar

Jon Bolden wrote:Madeline sells secrets to Myanmar

You must be referring to Madeline Malka.

Munga wrote:

Jon Bolden wrote:Madeline sells secrets to Myanmar

You must be referring to Madeline Malka.

Then it wouldn't be made-up gossip, silly.

I hear Jordan Maxwell is actually Michael Jordan in drag. Hence the Jordan commonality...

Jeff Britt is actually Obama. He is in disguise so people won't treat him any differently. (by the way Jeff, I voted for you 3 times!)

beardedlamb wrote:Ace Manning contributes to society.

burn!

Jon Bolden wrote:Madeline sells secrets to Myanmar

i heard it was to Burma.

Chuy! wrote:I hear Jordan Maxwell is actually Michael Jordan in drag. Hence the Jordan commonality...

you trying to ruin my Hanes deal?

The man we all know and love as "Tom Booker" is not, in fact, Tom Booker. His name is Edward P. Finestack. He has never met anyone famous. The real Tom Booker died in a car crash in 1981. Mr. Finestack came across the scene of the accident and, noticing an uncanny resemblance between himself and the dead man, took on Tom Booker's identity. In this way, Mr. Finestack escaped his downward spiral of a life including ever-mounting gambling debt, piles of unpaid parking tickets, and a somewhat scandalous affair with an eighteen year old.

Curtis owns the movie, Critters 2

ashleylowe wrote:Amira was raised by a pack of kittens. Adorableness explained.

Actually, that's true.