Made up gossip

beardedlamb · Post by **beardedlamb** » July 26th, 2010, 10:08 pm

Ace Manning contributes to society.

Munga · Post by **Munga** » July 26th, 2010, 10:16 pm

Jon Bolden is a real bastard.

Spots · Post by **Spots** » July 27th, 2010, 12:39 am

Munga is a type of cheese. Trust me, you don't want to know.

mpbrockman · Post by **mpbrockman** » July 27th, 2010, 11:11 am

I've heard Jesse Spots owns Austin's most extensive collection of View-Master pornography as well as a custom-made left-hand drive viewer so he can vary things up now and then.

ashleylowe · Post by **ashleylowe** » July 27th, 2010, 6:09 pm

Amira was raised by a pack of kittens. Adorableness explained.

Post by **Jon Bolden** » July 27th, 2010, 7:17 pm

Madeline sells secrets to Myanmar

Munga · Post by **Munga** » July 27th, 2010, 8:18 pm

Jon Bolden wrote:Madeline sells secrets to Myanmar

You must be referring to Madeline Malka.

Post by **bradisntclever** » July 27th, 2010, 9:20 pm

Munga wrote:
Jon Bolden wrote:Madeline sells secrets to Myanmar
You must be referring to Madeline Malka.

Then it wouldn't be made-up gossip, silly.

Chuy! · Post by **Chuy!** » July 28th, 2010, 12:33 am

I hear Jordan Maxwell is actually Michael Jordan in drag. Hence the Jordan commonality...

Jessica · Post by **Jessica** » July 28th, 2010, 10:55 pm

Jeff Britt is actually Obama. He is in disguise so people won't treat him any differently. (by the way Jeff, I voted for you 3 times!)

Miggy · Post by **Miggy** » July 29th, 2010, 1:39 am

beardedlamb wrote:Ace Manning contributes to society.

burn!

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell · July 29th, 2010, 5:23 am

Jon Bolden wrote:Madeline sells secrets to Myanmar

i heard it was to Burma.

Chuy! wrote:I hear Jordan Maxwell is actually Michael Jordan in drag. Hence the Jordan commonality...

you trying to ruin my Hanes deal?

valetoile · Post by **valetoile** » July 29th, 2010, 7:59 am

The man we all know and love as "Tom Booker" is not, in fact, Tom Booker. His name is Edward P. Finestack. He has never met anyone famous. The real Tom Booker died in a car crash in 1981. Mr. Finestack came across the scene of the accident and, noticing an uncanny resemblance between himself and the dead man, took on Tom Booker's identity. In this way, Mr. Finestack escaped his downward spiral of a life including ever-mounting gambling debt, piles of unpaid parking tickets, and a somewhat scandalous affair with an eighteen year old.

Post by **Jon Bolden** » July 29th, 2010, 12:43 pm

Curtis owns the movie, Critters 2

Amira · Post by **Amira** » July 29th, 2010, 1:46 pm

ashleylowe wrote:Amira was raised by a pack of kittens. Adorableness explained.

Actually, that's true.