Help me fake my death so I can stay for always.

acrouch · Post by **acrouch** » July 19th, 2010, 1:49 am

Or what if we just kill everyone and burn down everything that's tying you to Minneapolis?

After taking out multiple insurance policies of course.

mpbrockman · Post by **mpbrockman** » July 19th, 2010, 2:46 am

acrouch wrote:Or what if we just kill everyone and burn down everything that's tying you to Minneapolis?

After taking out multiple insurance policies of course.

Subtle, Andy...

valetoile · Post by **valetoile** » July 19th, 2010, 4:03 am

could you pull off a cross-country version of the classic two-dates-at-a-restaurant sitcom set-up? you'd have to change outfits a lot.

Post by **bradisntclever** » July 19th, 2010, 9:35 am

valetoile wrote:could you pull off a cross-country version of the classic two-dates-at-a-restaurant sitcom set-up? you'd have to change outfits a lot.

I'll bring the laugh track!

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell · July 19th, 2010, 5:32 pm

bradisntclever wrote:
valetoile wrote:could you pull off a cross-country version of the classic two-dates-at-a-restaurant sitcom set-up? you'd have to change outfits a lot.
I'll bring the laugh track!

i'll raise Don Knotts from the grave!

Roy Janik · Post by **Roy Janik** » July 19th, 2010, 5:34 pm

We could just fulfill your obligation to Minneapolis by moving one of our improv theaters up there.

Jessica · Post by **Jessica** » July 19th, 2010, 5:46 pm

You went to a barn raising and got stomped to death by cows. The cow that did it was infused with your spirit. Then all you have to do is act like you are a cow. No one wants a theater that was started by a cow. But you'll have to wear black and white for the rest of your (cow) life.

Matt · Post by **Matt** » July 19th, 2010, 7:18 pm

Petition Minneapolis to adopt Austin as the second Twin City. Screw St Paul!

mpbrockman · Post by **mpbrockman** » July 19th, 2010, 7:41 pm

Matt wrote:Petition Minneapolis to adopt Austin as the second Twin City. Screw St Paul!

Ya know - having lived in Minneapolis for several years - I can pretty safely say this idea would have some serious support among Minneapolitans.

St. Paul = the Fort Worth of the tundra.

Jill?

Spots · Post by **Spots** » July 20th, 2010, 8:16 am

Somewhere in Minneapolis...

HerrHerr · Post by **HerrHerr** » July 20th, 2010, 2:15 pm

Have a baby!

Matt · Post by **Matt** » July 20th, 2010, 2:16 pm

HerrHerr wrote:Have a baby!

Heiberg, get on that!

Post by **bradisntclever** » July 20th, 2010, 2:50 pm

Matt wrote:
HerrHerr wrote:Have a baby!
Heiberg, get on that!

What, is Mojo Kickball not enough for you?

Spots · Post by **Spots** » July 20th, 2010, 10:26 pm

bradisntclever wrote:
What, is Mojo Kickball not enough for you?

Googling "Mojo Kickball", I realize I've been missing out on something. I want your baby.

Munga · Post by **Munga** » July 21st, 2010, 6:21 am

Hologram?