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Posted: October 18th, 2009, 10:45 am
by Munga
"My favorite fish is an alligator"
Tyler Pratt, Maestro Oct. 17 2009.
Posted: October 19th, 2009, 8:39 am
by Munga
This is from Staged By The Bell, which is scripted, but the line was ad-libbed by Pat Daniels:
"Quit acting like a showgirl!"
To Ellana Kelter's Jessie as she danced on his lap.
Get it? 'Cause Elizabeth Berkely who played Jessie on SBTB went on to star in "Showgirls". Genius.
Oct. 18, 2009.
Posted: October 19th, 2009, 2:29 pm
by Justin D.
"I vow . . ." said by Sarah Tufts in a hoity-toity voice during Friday's Ka-Baam.
The weird part is that it's a line said at least three times in every Ka-Baam show, but she killed all of us this time. Likely, it was the voice and pause afterward. A completely expected line took everyone by surprise. That's impressive.
Posted: October 19th, 2009, 8:03 pm
by Chuy!
Chuy Zarate to his 1st grade son tonight after getting in a little troublre at school, "In this family we respect people at school! You will not represent this family in this way... AM I UNDERSTOOD?!" Best improv acting I've done in a while. I was kind of a smartass in school...
Posted: October 20th, 2009, 2:15 pm
by SarahMarie
Justin D. wrote:"I vow . . ." said by Sarah Tufts in a hoity-toity voice during Friday's Ka-Baam.
The weird part is that it's a line said at least three times in every Ka-Baam show, but she killed all of us this time. Likely, it was the voice and pause afterward. A completely expected line took everyone by surprise. That's impressive.
**blushes** Gosh Thanks!
Posted: November 1st, 2009, 2:11 pm
by djpenn
"I'm a dung beetle."
--CJ as Tom Waits as a dung beetle, celeb maestro 10/31/09
Posted: November 1st, 2009, 2:51 pm
by Marc Majcher
djpenn wrote:"I'm a dung beetle."
--CJ as Tom Waits as a dung beetle, celeb maestro 10/31/09
Beat me to it.
Posted: November 13th, 2009, 7:01 pm
by spantell
Kacey (on the side of the road): I lost a glove.
Dave (driving a truck, trying to pick her up): I have gloves. I have a whole glove compartment.
Posted: November 22nd, 2009, 10:08 am
by James Snacker
...not sure what this line meant. I walked into the theather 2/3 of the way through the show and this is the first thing I heard.
Troy Miller (speaking to a goblin-esque Ted Rutherford): I'm really glad you convinced me not to have sex with you; it's really much better if I adopt you instead and raise you as a son.
Posted: November 28th, 2009, 3:34 pm
by Munga
So what was the winner? I had to leave the banquet before it was revealed.
Posted: November 28th, 2009, 5:17 pm
by valetoile
no winner this year, just a celebration opera style of the bests. I think Boyko was taping the whole thing. I'm sure he'll put up some footage once he's had time to do whatever magic incantations the techno-gods require.
Posted: December 15th, 2009, 2:17 pm
by hujhax
[Mo & I walk past each other on stage.]
Mo: This shit is about to get serious.
Me: Shit just got *real.*
-- The shortest scene from the 11/8/09 MerlinWorks mixer
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If everything's surprising, then eventually nothing is.
-- Alan Sepinwall