Posted: August 29th, 2008, 10:02 am
Yes! It was beautiful!nick wrote:"She talks like everyone to that." - Michael Williams
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Posted: August 29th, 2008, 11:09 am
Yeah! I'm so glad someone remembered that. I was trying think of what it was. Micheal's face was priceless after that.jose wrote:Yes! It was beautiful!nick wrote:"She talks like everyone to that." - Michael Williams
Posted: August 29th, 2008, 11:16 am
I'd also like to add, from the same show, Bryan's first line as host of the entire show:
"Hi. OK, what's the damn deal?"
I was still laughing after they got their suggestion and the show started.
"Hi. OK, what's the damn deal?"
I was still laughing after they got their suggestion and the show started.
Posted: August 29th, 2008, 11:19 am
"You're two screws short of a screw-box!" -KF, Skipfield
Posted: August 30th, 2008, 10:32 am
"Eve, we're supposed to name them, not baby talk to them." Roy Janik as Adam, Bill Arnett's workshop 8/29/08
Posted: September 3rd, 2008, 12:25 am
"They said, 'You'll never marry a man who would write the Great American Novel. You're more likely to marry a man who would buy a Great American Cookie!'"
-- Arthur Simone (as a wife), to Robin Goodfellow (as a husband and author), Buddy Daddy, 8/30
I don't why this line got me (and continues to get me every time I look at it in my notebook), though lately I have been really big on franchise food humor.
-- Arthur Simone (as a wife), to Robin Goodfellow (as a husband and author), Buddy Daddy, 8/30
I don't why this line got me (and continues to get me every time I look at it in my notebook), though lately I have been really big on franchise food humor.
Posted: September 3rd, 2008, 3:30 pm
"Yea, WHAT-THE-FUCK?!" - Kaci Beeler, Improvised Shakespeare
Posted: September 3rd, 2008, 3:45 pm
THREAD FINISHEDnick wrote:"She talks like everyone to that." - Michael Williams
Hopes and dreams
Posted: September 3rd, 2008, 4:31 pm
Tami in the ColdTowne OOB show...."it's box of hopes and dreams"..opens it and it's empty.
Posted: September 15th, 2008, 2:31 pm
ChrisTrew.Com wrote:THREAD FINISHEDnick wrote:"She talks like everyone to that." - Michael Williams
ha, seriously. The show stopped for about 30 seconds while everyone got their shit back together.
I miss michael williams.
Posted: September 15th, 2008, 5:37 pm
We all do.TexasImprovMassacre wrote: I miss michael williams.
Posted: October 4th, 2008, 7:33 pm
I'm likely paraphrasing a bit here.
"The milking machine really hurt my nipples." -- Brad Temple explaining why we can't work at the milk factory anymore during The Starter Kit's Double Barrel show on Oct. 3.
I laughed so hard that I had to run off stage.
"The milking machine really hurt my nipples." -- Brad Temple explaining why we can't work at the milk factory anymore during The Starter Kit's Double Barrel show on Oct. 3.
I laughed so hard that I had to run off stage.
Posted: October 23rd, 2008, 10:36 pm
Oh man... these nominations are hard!!
Posted: October 24th, 2008, 12:30 am
There are some gems in here, though...imagine how hard it would have been had we not had this thread! Thanks Wes 
Posted: October 24th, 2008, 11:57 am
This thread was a great idea.
I have it pinned down to four or five lines, but damn, it's hard to choose.
We are some funny fuckers.
I have it pinned down to four or five lines, but damn, it's hard to choose.
We are some funny fuckers.