Best Show Lines 2011

Brad Hawkins · Post by **Brad Hawkins** » September 2nd, 2011, 9:09 am

From DHT's show, 9/1/11 (sorry, I don't know the performers' names -- someone help me out):

Prostitute (following sex): OK. It's two fifty.
Young john: Oh God! My parents are coming home at three!

Ryan Hill · Post by **Ryan Hill** » September 2nd, 2011, 12:11 pm

And then later, she said "It's two seventy-five now," in the hopes he would get that she meant money, and the other performer just appeared confused...

Munga · Post by **Munga** » September 10th, 2011, 12:27 am

At the Derby, Sept 9.

Andreas, asking the audience for a suggestion:

"OK, you were out of the office last week. What was the reason?"

Todd, from the audience: "OOB!"

Asaf · Post by **Asaf** » September 10th, 2011, 10:26 am

From the Control Group's performance in the Threefer on Thursday, Sept. 8.

In response to being asked if she was having a stroke:
Alex: "I dabble in strokes."

Spaztique · Post by **Spaztique** » September 18th, 2011, 3:12 pm

From Sept 17 Maestro:

Mitchell: I'm so hungry I can eat a horse! Gimme all your horses!

Brad Hawkins · Post by **Brad Hawkins** » October 3rd, 2011, 12:41 pm

Alex Dobrenko in Maestro, 10/1/11:

"As Teddy Roosevelt said: If you're not a man... what are you doin'?"

Ruby W. · Post by **Ruby W.** » October 3rd, 2011, 2:36 pm

During the PGraph show during the Spectacle

Kareem: "I'm not making any judgements, just stating the obvious."

zyrain · Post by **zyrain** » October 15th, 2011, 1:25 am

Someone correct me if I got this slightly wrong:

Playing Category Die in the Derby: Category was "Nursery Rhymes".

Ruby W.: "One flew over the cuckoo's nest!"

KathyRose · Post by **KathyRose** » October 15th, 2011, 8:01 am

zyrain wrote:Someone correct me if I got this slightly wrong:

Playing Category Die in the Derby: Category was "Nursery Rhymes".

Ruby W.: "One flew over the cuckoo's nest!"

That answer is correct:

Vintery, mintery, cutery, corn,
Apple seed and apple thorn;
Wire, briar, limber lock,
Three geese in a flock.
One flew east,
And one flew west,
And one flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Ruby W. · Post by **Ruby W.** » October 15th, 2011, 9:24 am

thanks Kathy! but unfortunately I had no idea about that nursery rhyme!!! I really was just referencing the delightful little story of the inner-workings of a corrupt mental institution.

probably not a kid's story....ack!

MY BAD!

Halyn · Post by **Halyn** » October 15th, 2011, 9:27 am

Another gem from Ruby playing Category Die-

The suggestion was plastic surgery...

She said, "Blow job".

Ruby W. · Post by **Ruby W.** » October 15th, 2011, 9:29 am

Best Show Lines - The Professor - Oct 14 2011

I don't remember specific lines (I wouldn't be able to remember them all) but the scenes between Clay Towery and Colin were absolutely astonishing. While watching them I slowly realized that I was watching some of the best improv I have ever seen.

Just jaw-droppingly and delightfully awesome.

Ruby W. · Post by **Ruby W.** » October 15th, 2011, 9:30 am

Halyn wrote:Another gem from Ruby playing Category Die-

The suggestion was plastic surgery...

She said, "Blow job".

I MEANT BOTOX!!!

Halyn · Post by **Halyn** » October 15th, 2011, 9:35 am

Ruby W. wrote:
Halyn wrote:Another gem from Ruby playing Category Die-

The suggestion was plastic surgery...

She said, "Blow job".
I MEANT BOTOX!!!

Ruby...I don't know if this is a bad game for you or the best game for you.

Brad Hawkins · Post by **Brad Hawkins** » October 15th, 2011, 9:38 am

Halyn wrote:Ruby...I don't know if this is a bad game for you or the best game for you.

Best game! She's saving SO much money on therapy!