Austin Improv

Asaf wrote:Kaci: Women are more perceptible to disease.

Roy: Really? Perceptible? So if I had a cough, a woman would be bble to tell me what kind of cough I have?

Perfect Season, Threefer Madness, May 30th

Holy wow, I love this!

There was a locally-produced radio PSA about teens talking about STDs and one of the girls talking said "girls are just more ... perceptible to diseases." Oh, how I cringed and chuckled!

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Thanks for the shoutout from earlier, folks!

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If I can take a trip in the Wayback machine ...

During a Faculty show (ColdTowne + Frank Mills = Lots o' improv love) in August 2007, there was a group game-ish scene where there was a rolling, rollicking party / parade beckoning people to join no matter what they were doing and however important. They stopped someone eating a sandwich and a cop fighting crime and seduced them into joining.

Erika steps out and mimes sitting on a toilet. The party parade shows up and starts their siren song.

"Seriously? I'm mid-stream here!"

They persist.

Erika shrugs her shoulders, scream-growls into her own lap, "STAWP!" and joins them.

I've had the word "stop" saved as a draft in my cell phone for 9 months waiting for an appropriate time to share that memory with Erika. This is not it! Please keep this and my love for her hilarity a secret - SHHH!

Another gem from the perfect season show:

I think Roy was talking about how his character did so much for kaci's character, like protecting her.

Kaci: Right, but who's sewin' yer pants?
Roy: I am SO in my pants.

from Ka-Baam 6/7/08:


Erik Adams was "Reverend Gigabyte." After he walked offstage, he yelled out: "JESUS SAVES!"

shall I sit on this bread and make it a waffle?

Frank at Maestro

Maestro, 06/08/2008. I think I have this line right.

Jason Vines: They build houses small in Tennessee, so we have to put a lot of family into one person.

Justin Davis wrote:Maestro, 06/08/2008. I think I have this line right.

Jason Vines: They build houses small in Tennessee, so we have to put a lot of family into one person.

NObody does a make em up like Jason Vines.

TexasImprovMassacre wrote:

Justin Davis wrote:Maestro, 06/08/2008. I think I have this line right.

Jason Vines: They build houses small in Tennessee, so we have to put a lot of family into one person.

NObody does a make em up like Jason Vines.

I could've added he was just labeled as Asaf's cousin and brother. The line doesn't need it for the purpose of this thread, but it does make it just that much sweeter.

Asaf wrote:shall I sit on this bread and make it a waffle?

Frank at Maestro

Also, Frank was in a suit of armor doing a Shakespeare scene with Audrey and Matt when he said the line.

"Next time I sink my teeth into a nubile virgin's neck, I'm gonna go balls-to-the-wall!"

-Jericho, June 20th Midnight Special, as a vampire.

"I don't know. I stopped listening because I was getting grossed out."
-Kaci Beeler, Stool Pigeon 6/21/08

A cantankerous old drunk arguing with his daughter:

"I did everything for you! I met a woman and lied to her and made you!"

- Josh Krilov, Murphy, in Threefer Madness 7-4-08

"You can't sit on a child...not in good conscience."

Valerie in a Double Barrel show explaining why when the Indians burned down her village she saved her chair instead of her children.

Improv For Evil in Threefer Madness 7/25:

Heiberg: "I love cheese! Why doesn't it love me back?"

Majcher: "I actually came out ahead in the divorce. She got the kids. I got the money."

And of course, Kinald as an Amish person on a cell-phone: "Shit, I've only got three bars. This is made of wood."

Whatever Michael Williams said during the Look Cookie on Wednesday of OOB 2008 - it was hilarious!

"She talks like everyone to that." - Michael Williams