Edward Gorey Austin Improv Alphabet

Matt · Post by **Matt** » November 16th, 2010, 2:24 pm

T is for Ted, run down by an Impala.

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell · November 17th, 2010, 10:09 am

U is for Üb, who choked from misspelling.

EmilyBee · Post by **EmilyBee** » November 17th, 2010, 10:41 am

V is for Val Nies, whose bite wounds were telling.

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell · November 18th, 2010, 9:16 am

W's for Well Hung Jury, turned into cupholders...

EmilyBee · Post by **EmilyBee** » November 18th, 2010, 12:32 pm

X is for eX-youngsters, who die as they get older

Spots · Post by **Spots** » November 18th, 2010, 4:39 pm

Y is for Your Real Dad, expired of utter rejection.

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell · November 18th, 2010, 4:42 pm

Z's for Zarate, who never called docs 'bout his four hour erection.

acrouch · Post by **acrouch** » November 18th, 2010, 5:25 pm

A is for Alex, smoked out of his Lair.

kbadr · Post by **kbadr** » November 18th, 2010, 5:31 pm

B is for Bill, who smothered on hair

Spots · Post by **Spots** » November 18th, 2010, 5:57 pm

C is for Ceej, done in by a racist Fidel.

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell · November 18th, 2010, 9:19 pm

D is for David, out-noired by Alexis Bleidel.

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » November 18th, 2010, 10:04 pm

E is for Euseppi, from whom a curious odor emanated.

Spots · Post by **Spots** » November 19th, 2010, 12:37 am

F is for Forum, robotically inseminated.

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell · November 19th, 2010, 10:54 am

G is for Great Mundane, no air in its bubble.

EmilyBee · Post by **EmilyBee** » November 22nd, 2010, 1:06 pm

H is Hubris...a puffed up chest bursts double.