Looking for a fight

[Curtis + computer]

The only thing that sucks more than the Harold is narrative improv.

And the only thing that sucks more than narrative improv is people who think that they can teach improv, because you can't teach improv, and even if you could you shouldn't because improv sucks.

[Curtis + computer]

PLEASE NOTE that I actually like the spirited debates on this board and am only being cheeky because wheee.

(This current post demonstrates that I would not be very good at Sacha Baron Cohen's job.)

[Curtis + computer]

Also, improv is better than literature but not as good as professional sports.

And Joss Whedon is OVERRATED.

[Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell]

if you really think about it, sketch comedy is better than improv in every conceivable way...

[Curtis + computer]

Men aren't funny.

But women will never get to experience the pain and joy of bearing a child.

[Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell]

Marriage should only be between a man and a woman, AND only in order to facilitate exchange of property.

[Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell]

hooking up at improv festivals is the height of unprofessionalism.

[kaci_beeler]

And Joss Whedon is OVERRATED.

Your DICK is OVERRATED.

Also.

Anybody who can't get a job right now is dumb. If they were smart they would have a job.

Also.

Every man in this improv community has a small penis. Except for Roy.

[kaci_beeler]

[Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell]

Every man in this improv community has a small penis. Except for Roy.

this, at least, is true...unless you count Kacey. hung like a blue whale. she started yoga just to correct her balance.

oh, and SHUT UP!!!

[mpbrockman]

Every man in this improv community has a small penis. Except for Roy.

That's quite a large number of penises to be familiar with. I had no idea you were such a slut.

[KathyRose]

Every man in this improv community has a small penis. Except for Roy.

That's quite a large number of penises to be familiar with. I had no idea you were such a slut.

Isn't always necessary to see it, to know.

[LuBu McJohnson]

Everyone sucks at improv. Ever. Especially people who are credited with inventing it.

[valetoile]

LuBu invented improv.

[Spots]

"What's your favorite penis size?" was the first ask-for in improv history.

After the audience response:

"I heard 3 inches. Let's go with that."