F*ck me, Ray Bradbury

Matt · Post by **Matt** » October 7th, 2010, 8:28 am

Contact, Carl Sagan.

Brad Hawkins · Post by **Brad Hawkins** » October 7th, 2010, 10:19 am

It's a fine line, Robert Heinlein,
between libertine and sinner,
You always taught me to be naughty,
And eat taboos for dinner.
So let us play the day away,
Forgetting right and wrong,
You make my Soft One into a Hard One,
You make my Lazarus long.
So let's find time enough for love,
As society's mores erode,
Put your starship trooper in my pooper,
And I'll drive your glory road.

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell · October 7th, 2010, 11:31 am

i REALLY hope Val meant pistil...:p though way better than my ideas for Gaiman, save the one i came up with for the most common mispronunciation of his name...

Bust My Hymen, Neil Gaiman.

also...

Stroke That Good, Margaret Atwood
Ring My Bells, H.G. Wells
Rock My Vagina Mievelle, China
Play With My Dangle, Madeline L'Engle

Post by **bradisntclever** » October 7th, 2010, 11:46 am

And now for the C team:

Going Down on Dan Brown,
After Dark with Mary Higgins Clark,
You're Making Me Antsy, Tom Clancy,
My Only Wisham is to Sleep with John Grisham,
Picking the Lice out from Anne Rice,
In Cahoots with Dean Koontz

EmilyBee · Post by **EmilyBee** » October 7th, 2010, 1:10 pm

Give my girly parts some lips-in', William Gibson.
You're makin' me goopy, Paolo Bacigalupi.
Take me on your books, sexy Max Brooks.

hujhax · Post by **hujhax** » October 7th, 2010, 1:32 pm

My friend Karin suggests, "You make me a pervert, Frank Herbert."

~ that is all ~

--
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I always have a quotation for everything -- it saves original thinking.
-- Dorothy L. Sayers

Justin D. · Post by **Justin D.** » October 7th, 2010, 2:22 pm

You can lay me, Roger Zelazny.
I'm under your sex spell, Jerry Pournelle.
I think about being a gay man for Neil Gaiman.
You make me feral, Jonathan Carroll.
I want to put my lips on William Gibson.
I'd like to fill you, Joe Hill.
You make me pop my veins, Diane Duane.
You're a sexy fucker, Rudy Rucker.

valetoile · Post by **valetoile** » October 7th, 2010, 5:41 pm

You can put your grievance in my complaint box, Neal Stephenson.

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell · October 7th, 2010, 11:58 pm

Rock That Cot Hard, Orson Scott Card (Unless You're Another Dude In Which Case You're An Abomination Against God and Nature)

it wasn't a huge success. the album Rear Ender's Game never got enough traction after that...

mpbrockman · Post by **mpbrockman** » October 8th, 2010, 1:24 am

the_reverend wrote:Rear Ender's Game never got enough traction...

Oh hell, just make up your own ass traction joke here.

-Up the Chute of Neville Shute
-Shooting my Spray on Julian May

Asaf · Post by **Asaf** » October 8th, 2010, 7:26 pm

I've Got Dibs on William Gibson

HerrHerr · Post by **HerrHerr** » October 12th, 2010, 10:51 am

Take Me to Juarez, Gabriel Garcia Marquez
(magical realism)

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell · October 12th, 2010, 11:19 am

HerrHerr wrote:Take Me to Juarez, Gabriel Garcia Marquez
(magical realism)

well, if we're opening up the genre restrictions...

I'd Most Like to Lay Ya, Carlos Casteneda.