F*ck me, Ray Bradbury

[mpbrockman]

i think i've found my ideal woman...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1IxOS4VzKM[/youtube]

Oh my, I just saw this. I'm totally entranced. If she follows this up with a paean to what she'd have done in the dark to Arthur C. Clarke, I'll fight you to the death for her.

personally, i'm eagerly awaiting her heartfelt ballad, Heinlein You're So Finelein.

and for a cute, horny nerd girl who can sing? i would GLADLY die a thousand deaths (and not just in the Elizabethan sense. :p)

Getting Off With Asimov.

GAME ON!

Only one rule: Philip K. Dick reference = instant disqualification.

When you say "a thousand deaths" are you referring to le petit mort?

Your play...

[Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell]

Oh my, I just saw this. I'm totally entranced. If she follows this up with a paean to what she'd have done in the dark to Arthur C. Clarke, I'll fight you to the death for her.

personally, i'm eagerly awaiting her heartfelt ballad, Heinlein You're So Finelein.

and for a cute, horny nerd girl who can sing? i would GLADLY die a thousand deaths (and not just in the Elizabethan sense. :p)

Getting Off With Asimov.

GAME ON!

Only one rule: Philip K. Dick reference = instant disqualification.

When you say "a thousand deaths" are you referring to le petit mort?

Your play...

what are you trying to say, calling it petite? IT'S VERY RESPECTABLE!!!

hmm...this one may warp a few Victorian notions...

Jules Verne Gave Me Stubble Burn (Between My Thighs)

the original parenthetical was "Betwixt My Thighs," but the censors deemed it too graphic for the wax pressing purveyors of the middling classes.

[mpbrockman]

I would have gone with "betwixt" my own self.

"Greg Bear, Touch Me There"

P.S. How about "Jules Verne and Rugburn"

[Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell]

P.S. How about "Jules Verne and Rugburn"

a delightful b-side. but nothing compared to the chart topping power of "Split Me Like a Hatchet, Terry Pratchett."

[Adan]

Give me your juices, C.S. Lewis.

[Alex Gray]

Trying to get image of that young woman and Terry Pratchett making the beast with two backs out - of - my - mind...

[acrouch]

Make me less virgin, Theodore Sturgeon

Hollow me out, Kilgore Trout

Let ME bust your nut, Kurt Vonnegut

I'll be your snake charmer, Philip Jose Farmer

[Roy Janik]

I'll pleasure you gladly, Marion Zimmer Bradley?

[Justin D.]

Hey, Ben Bova
For you, I'll bend ova.

Let me touch your cock, Greg Cox. (that made me feel bad to type)

[arthursimone]

Fuck Me Hard, Orson Scott Card

[mpbrockman]

Let me touch your cock, Greg Cox. (that made me feel bad to type)

DQ!!!

I should have thought of Greg Cox when I made the Philip K. Dick rule. Same goes for Frederick Pohl and George Dickson.

Extra points for anyone who can do something with Roger Zelazny.

Anyway:

-C.L. Moore, My Bookish Whore
-I Want to Slide It In, to Ursula K. LeGuin
-Giving Rimmin's to Dan Simmons

OK - that's quite enough for one night.

[mpbrockman]

OK- one more:

-My C*ck Would Frighten Michael Crichton

Done.

[Alex Gray]

I want to stroke your Frederik Pohl...

[valetoile]

You make me orgasmy, Roger Zelazny.
Touch your pistol to my stamen, Neil Gaiman
I want a taste of your creme, Stanislaw Lem
You're hot as a pepper, Sherri S. Tepper

[mpbrockman]

You make me orgasmy, Roger Zelazny.

"Orgasmy"???

OK - extra point to Val.