Who's got the best dirty limerick

phlounderphil · Post by **phlounderphil** » July 21st, 2006, 1:42 am

castrated many a jew

vine311 · Post by **vine311** » July 21st, 2006, 9:40 am

and dyed the foreskins blue

acrouch · Post by **acrouch** » July 21st, 2006, 9:59 am

but at Nuremburg they couldn't make the rap stick.

York99 · Post by **York99** » July 21st, 2006, 12:47 pm

New One (not starting with "There once was a ...):

When Anne Frank was finally alone...

vine311 · Post by **vine311** » July 21st, 2006, 12:50 pm

She pulled out her phallic shaped stone

valetoile · Post by **valetoile** » July 21st, 2006, 2:38 pm

Tucked away in her attic,

arthursimone · Post by **arthursimone** » July 21st, 2006, 2:59 pm

rubbin' till she gets static

vine311 · Post by **vine311** » July 21st, 2006, 3:00 pm

Then shocked her clit out of her poon.

phlounderphil · Post by **phlounderphil** » July 21st, 2006, 3:03 pm

NEW ONE! (not starting with "There once was...")

A man knows only two things...

acrouch · Post by **acrouch** » July 21st, 2006, 3:45 pm

That are purchased with flowers and rings

vine311 · Post by **vine311** » July 21st, 2006, 3:49 pm

The women come running...

Andy P · Post by **Andy P** » July 21st, 2006, 7:23 pm

the linguists are cunning

shksprtx · Post by **shksprtx** » July 21st, 2006, 11:47 pm

But now when he pisses it stings.

/best I could could come up with...

shksprtx · Post by **shksprtx** » July 21st, 2006, 11:49 pm

NEW ONE! (Not starting with "There once was...") -- and I'm probably going to get struck by lightning for this one...

Whilst Jesus was nailed to the cross,

arthursimone · Post by **arthursimone** » July 22nd, 2006, 12:30 am

Mary Magdalene applied lip gloss