Mo's Bachelorette Party Statement

Mo Daviau · Post by **Mo Daviau** » July 21st, 2006, 1:56 pm

1) All the ladies of Austin Improv should have received the Evite to this lovely affair, but if not, we're dining at Manuel's on Congress at 7, and marauding from there.

2) My cell phone number is XXX-XXXX. I will hand it to an articulate and trustworthy person to let you know where we're at. I know we're going to Beauty Bar and Forbidden Fruit. If you have Shana's or Jen C's cell numbers, you should probably call them first. Because I am a nice person and a freedom-loving librarian, I will not post their numbers here without permission.

3) I'll be wearing a t-shirt with a slogan on it that is not fit for the eyes of children.

4) Please don't make me wear one of those ridiculous veils with the pictures of dude's weiners all over it. Those dudes are shaved and rubbery and very scary indeed. For those of you who enjoy seeing photos of male genitals, I suggest spending your money instead on a ticket to Kazillionaire*.

4a) But not to tonight's presentation of Kazillionaire*, because my party is funnier...oops? Did I say that?

5) I have not managed to stay awake into the wee morning hours since Bob's and my first date, which was back in April of '03, wherein we ate pancakes at Kerbey Ln. until 5am. So I'm going to need a large coffee at some point. Giant. Coffee. Otherwise, I'm gonna fall asleep, probably on someone's lap if I'm not careful.

6) I haven't vomited since December 31, 2004, when everyone we were staying with in London got sick and I got to revisit my Tex-Mex style tacos prepared with UK ingredients (not bloody good) and I intend to keep it that way.

7) You, however, are free to vomit. But not in anyone's car.

Thank you.

Edited to remove phone number!

phlounderphil · Post by **phlounderphil** » July 21st, 2006, 2:09 pm

yay! I hope you have all the fun in the world AIC girls.

And happy bachelorette party Mo! I hope it is "much funnier..."!

nadine · Post by **nadine** » July 21st, 2006, 2:48 pm

Gosh, we're all going to be pretty hungover and useless at Bob and Erika's Level 5 class at 10 am tomorrow *wince*.

beardedlamb · Post by **beardedlamb** » July 21st, 2006, 3:07 pm

nadine wrote:Gosh, we're all going to be pretty hungover and useless at Bob and Erika's Level 5 class at 10 am tomorrow *wince*.

"98% of things you are going to regret are 100% of the things you should do."
-- A wise man

Mo Daviau · Post by **Mo Daviau** » July 22nd, 2006, 1:17 pm

Thank you thank you thank you to all who came out and partied in celebration of Bob's and my impending nuptials! Bob and I had loads of fun. You all rock. I, of course, am a bachelorette slut. At least for three more weeks. Then I'm a married slut.

I put my photos up on my flickr site: http://www.flickr.com/photos/mocakesandfrosting/

Jules · Post by **Jules** » July 22nd, 2006, 1:58 pm

It was wonderful! I had a great time. Thanks for getting married!