Mortified, August Shows!

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Mortified!
August 25th and 26th,
at the United States Art Authority aka Spider House Events Center
2906 Fruth St
Austin, TX

Ripped from the pages of real life, Mortified is a comic excavation of awkward adolescent artifacts - old journals, poems, love letters, lyrics, locker notes, home movies, etc. - shared by their original authors in front of total strangers.

WHEN: Wednesday August 25th, and Thursday August 26th
TIME: 8:00pm (Doors Open At 7)
WHERE: The Spider House Events Center (right next to the Spider House!)
...COST: $12
TICKETS: http://austinmortified.eventbrite.com/

FEATURED PERFORMERS: Zac Grantham, Jen Karydas, Derek Diaz, Jen Hartmann, Frankie Norstad, Maggie Ehimika, Eric Wallenstein, and Jesssica Stookey

AND! The Mortified After School Orchestra playing their covers of embarrassingly catchy songs from the past.


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After all, where else can you hear grown men and women confront their past with firsthand tales of their first kiss, worst prom, fights with mom, life at bible camp, worst hand job, best mall job, and reasons they deserved to marry Bon Jovi? Submissions come from a wide range of participants, from professional performers to total amateurs. All in the noble pursuit of self-degradation. Share the shame.

'A comic cringe fest!' (Backstage West)
'Some of the juiciest real life tragedies.' (TimeOut NY)
'Self-deprecation taken to a whole new level!' (New York Press)
'Never laughed so hard!' ( Los Angeles Confidential)
'Heartbreakingly hilarious tales of personal woe & social catastrophe!' (Flavorpill)
Hailed a "cultural phenomenon" by Newsweek and celebrated for years by the likes of This American Life, The Today Show, Esquire, The Onion AV Club, Daily Candy, Entertainment Weekly, and E!, Mortified makes its triumphant return to the Spider House Events Center.

With new performers, stories, and new cover songs performed by our band - this August's Mortified is an absolute must-see!

SEATING: All seating is first come, first seated. Like church, or a punk rock show.

FOOD & DRINK: Nums-nums can be found next door at the Spider House, and drinks can be purchased during the show in the Events Center.

DOOR TIMES: Doors open 60 minutes prior to the show (7 pm).

CANCELLATIONS: All tickets are non-refundable. We hold all seats until showtime. Please be at least 15 minutes early.

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Free admission to anyone who can film tomorrow night, 8/26