Write a joke for Kazillionaire*

York99 · Post by **York99** » July 18th, 2006, 2:22 pm

Evolution??? More like shmevolution!

Can I get a high five?

valetoile · Post by **valetoile** » July 18th, 2006, 3:59 pm

After 21 there is a sharp drop-off. Alcohol poisoning?!?!

beardedlamb · Post by **beardedlamb** » July 19th, 2006, 12:05 am

well, as it turns out we have changed the intention of this joke and we now want it to suck. these are just too good so we're holding on to the original joke. i apologize if i have lead anyone on.

cheerio,
space

Mike · Post by **Mike** » July 19th, 2006, 12:26 am

185 dinosaurs walk into a bar. Their sheer weight causes it to collapse killing everyone inside.

Sorry this was late. I wasn't able to think of anything until today.

craigy · Post by **craigy** » July 19th, 2006, 5:39 pm

185 "T. Rex"es walk into the Dog & Duck Pub... The original "Bang a gong" is playing on the juke box.. Boy they loved that song

ratliff · Post by **ratliff** » July 19th, 2006, 5:44 pm

beardedlamb wrote:well, as it turns out we have changed the intention of this joke and we now want it to suck. these are just too good so we're holding on to the original joke.

this is possibly the politest way of telling people their jokes suck that i have ever seen.

HerrHerr · Post by **HerrHerr** » July 19th, 2006, 7:58 pm

185 Dinah Shores walk into a bar and George W. Bush says,"I vetoed you!!!"

shksprtx · Post by **shksprtx** » July 19th, 2006, 9:17 pm

"185 dinosaurs walk into a bar, cause, you know, the bar is in Bedrock, with, like, the Flintstones and stuff, and back in those days they had dinosaurs that did housework like cleaning floors and stuff, and were sometimes pets, but the dinosaurs would, like, sometimes make wry observations and comments about the chores and stuff they were doing, which was pretty funny if you were there, but anyway these dinosaurs walk into a bar and...what were we talking about?"

/worst joke I could think of for this particular subject...
//it can be ad-libbed for as long as you like
///I suck