The New Yorker Caption Contest

DollarBill · Post by **DollarBill** » September 23rd, 2008, 10:57 am

"I'm pooping a snake right now."

The Drewd · Post by **The Drewd** » September 23rd, 2008, 12:00 pm

"Yes, I'm on Xanax, why do you ask?"

Munga · Post by **Munga** » September 23rd, 2008, 1:20 pm

"Do you have to take your snake out in public?"

Marc Majcher · Post by **Marc Majcher** » March 31st, 2010, 1:09 pm

http://modernarthur.com/blog/christwhatanasshole.html

Brian Boyko · Post by **Brian Boyko** » March 31st, 2010, 5:05 pm

majcher wrote:http://modernarthur.com/blog/christwhatanasshole.html

I'm amazed this works as well as it does...

acrouch · Post by **acrouch** » March 31st, 2010, 7:45 pm

http://contest.newyorker.com/CaptionCon ... ny-caption

Mike · Post by **Mike** » April 1st, 2010, 1:52 am

acrouch wrote:

http://contest.newyorker.com/CaptionCon ... ny-caption

I remember when they'd only steal your radio.....

Brian Boyko · Post by **Brian Boyko** » April 1st, 2010, 4:33 am

"This is why this town needs parking meters."

HerrHerr · Post by **HerrHerr** » April 1st, 2010, 6:36 pm

I've been through the desert on a horse with no skin.

craigy · Post by **craigy** » April 3rd, 2010, 1:15 am

"My poor Mustang!?!"

or

"How long was I in there?"

or

"What are you grinning at?"

or

"What am I gonna tell the Mrs."

or

"I can't take you anywhere!"

or

"This will definitely affect the horse power.."

craigy · Post by **craigy** » April 3rd, 2010, 1:56 am

"A 15 minute call could save you 15%...."

"Maybe there's a HORSEMAX in town..."

"Valet???... this is not my horse..."

"My Little Boney Pony..."

"...you really should eat something"

"Any good rib joints in this here town?"

"They told me to leave this town on the horse I rode in on.... Yeah thats YOU!

"Can you believe they ran out of whiskey?"

"This is a 1/2 horse town now."

"Anorexia is treatable Buster!"

"I've got a bone to pick with you Mr."

arthursimone · Post by **arthursimone** » April 3rd, 2010, 2:06 am

"you're on my beat"

Munga · Post by **Munga** » April 3rd, 2010, 7:59 am

"Not again!"

zyrain · Post by **zyrain** » April 3rd, 2010, 10:26 am

Well, I guess that heathcare deal took awhile.

EmilyBee · Post by **EmilyBee** » April 4th, 2010, 12:50 am

Oh, for the love of Pete. How is the apocalypse supposed to be a SURPRISE when two through four get here late?!