Every one of you has a weird family member that you're dreading seeing at Christmas next week. That cousin that's hasn't worked in 16 years and keeps talking about his last job like it makes him important to have worked as tech support at Apple, and how, even though he never leaves the house or gets out of his pajamas, he keeps telling you that he met Clint Eastwood at a bar and Clint invited him to stay at his ranch in Colorado because he's the only person that ever treated him like a human instead of a celebrity. Or your aunt from Houston who displays a crocheted village every Christmas and got mad at the Parisian waiter when he brought her the steak tartare she ordered because "steak should be charbroiled".
Wouldn't it be cool to see all our freak relatives in one scene together! Come to ColdTowne this Sunday and BE that weird family member on stage.