It's ok for you to admit that, cause' you were born a bitch. Everyone born is born with original bitch.
The only thing that can save you from bitchness is the Editor and Chief show, starring Bryan Roberts(Guilds of Steel, Eye For an Iphone) and Audrey Sansom(Dusk, One More Night)

But before they perform, they need to decide on a format. So why don't you pick it for them, bitch?
Fuck You!: Audrey and Bryan choose a special guest improvisor and, at the beginning of the show, verbally berate the improvisor for two minutes. Then the improvisor leaves and an out of control narrative is created.
House!: One player stars as a person. The other player stars as a house. The relationship between human and house is exlplored based on an audience suggestion.
Gender Bender!: The most flowy of the three formats. The only rule is that Audrey must play only male characters and Bryan must play only female characters.
Please vote on a format and also get into a discussion about which format is best. Controversy Creates Cash. Also come to the show on December 10th. At the Hideout, Jeff. Also there will be The New Movement and The Plagarists.
You'll go.