Submit to PleaseDumpMe.com (my new job)

[Jill Morris]

Ladies and Gentlemen:
If we learn anything from syndicated reruns of Friends, it’s that relationships are tough and Hollywood monkeys aren’t as dangerous as the real ones. But for those of us who can’t communicate all our feelings during those short commercial breaks, there’s hope.

PleasedDumpMe.com is a new site where you may anonymously post your relationship gripes without missing your favorite fast food commercial (Sonic!) or having to go through the hassle of actually breaking up.

This is a new website I am very excited to be working on. Yes, I have a new job, for those of you who haven’t noticed I stopped using lipstick as blush.

Won’t you help me keep my pockets flowing with nickels and submit to my fun new website?

Please Dump Me Submission Examples:
1. Please dump me. I think I just saw you get turned on by fresh baked bread.
2. Please dump me. I was crying and you wouldn’t let me come over because you were in the middle of an episode of Glee on Hulu.
3. Please dump me. You have been using lipstick as blush.

Guidelines:
1. Start your anecdote with Please dump me.
2. Don’t include both first and last names.
3. By sending in a submission you are granting all rights in perpetuity to that post to the owners of pleasedumpme.com.
3. Send all submissions to jillmariemorris at gmail dot com or send me PM.

The site has not launched quite yet because I’m still in the process of getting your sweet grievances. Don’t worry, I have to keep them to myself or I will get fired. Which reminds me, we’re also taking submissions for PleaseFireMe.com.

Thanks in advance! You may submit for current or past relationships.