CAGEMATCH!!!

Wesley · Post by **Wesley** » July 6th, 2006, 9:16 am

Fart Clown Glasses's trash talk is too much for me. As my bowels turn to liquid in fear, I run like the yellow coward I am, avoiding the match this week so that I may instead curl up in the fetal position somewhere and whimper.
However, my team, brave lads they are, have vowed to continue in my stead and seek vengence on those that have turned me into a quivering mass.

F.C. Glasses · Post by **F.C. Glasses** » July 6th, 2006, 11:12 am

vine311 · Post by **vine311** » July 6th, 2006, 11:27 am

erikamay · Post by **erikamay** » July 6th, 2006, 12:58 pm

chris trew wants his headband! rrrrARRRRRgh.

watch out frogtown. those dudes kill lego lions.
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Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell · July 6th, 2006, 1:27 pm

maybe Barnum & Bailey's Flatulent Spectacles should spend a little less time looking for jpegs online and a little more time BRINGIN' IT! Embedded images ain't gonna save your ass on the Stage of Doom!

yeah, thass right, that's my tongue, bitch!

Mike · Post by **Mike** » July 7th, 2006, 1:55 am

Scandal rocked the Cage Match organization when Frogtown Hollow Jubilee Jugband Team Captain Wes Bain was suspended for reasons not released by the Board of Directors. A source close to the Board on conditions of anonymity released a brief statement which linked Mr. Bain to indecent exposure incident during a city wide "No Pants Day" festival. Pictures of the Frogtown Hollow Captain have been released which shows the Captain in his boxers waving a pair of pants above his head on a stick.

No comment was issued from Frogtown Hollow regarding the incident, but the team plans to go ahead with their title defense despite the suspension of one of their team members.

This was the photo that was released by one anonymous source at the Cage Match Headquarters:

More on this as it develops

F.C. Glasses · Post by **F.C. Glasses** » July 7th, 2006, 12:07 pm

vine311 · Post by **vine311** » July 7th, 2006, 12:13 pm

ChrisTrew.Com · Post by **ChrisTrew.Com** » July 7th, 2006, 1:43 pm

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO
!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111

vine311 · Post by **vine311** » July 8th, 2006, 2:26 am

Frogtown Hollow reigns supreme!!!

ratliff · Post by **ratliff** » July 8th, 2006, 9:17 am

at least they finally figured out how to pose for the picture.

frogtown did in fact put on a bitchin' show last night, including great characters (thanks, homeless joe!), nice use of the mcrib limited-time offer, and the by-now-apparently-mandatory objectification of chris allen.

the willful perversity of fart clown glasses began with their name (which appealed to all the wrong kind of people), engorged itself throughout their set of brilliant, daring esoterica, and climaxed with chris trew's sudden last-minute appearance on stage, enough to rattle anyone but the most battle-hardened improvisers.

i know, there can be only one, but two thumbs up.

F.C. Glasses · Post by **F.C. Glasses** » July 8th, 2006, 12:07 pm

If I had friends, I would win too.

I will never die.

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell · July 8th, 2006, 12:14 pm

F.C. Glasses wrote:If I had friends, I would win too.

I will never die.

well, look on the bright side...at least no one will ever forget your name. the incessant ad nauseaum repetition surely branded it into everyone's cerebral cortex. i mean, years from now, people will be saying your name!

"Remember those Fart Clown Glasses guys? And how they got their asses handed to them by Frogtown Hollow? Yeah...that was pretty sweet. Too bad they all died in a Taiwanese brothel...very tragic."

Wesley · Post by **Wesley** » July 8th, 2006, 12:20 pm

Woo-hoo! This is great news!

Now that Fart Clown Glasses has been defeated, I can stop being scared and return to the stage with my team--after 7 weeks of INTENSIVE training!

Andy P · Post by **Andy P** » July 8th, 2006, 12:36 pm

Where have all the flowers gone?
Fart Town Glasses
Where have all the flowers gone?
Fart Town Glasses
Where have all the flowers gone?
Fart Town Glasses every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?