Best show lines-2009

Munga · Post by **Munga** » October 18th, 2009, 10:45 am

"My favorite fish is an alligator"

Tyler Pratt, Maestro Oct. 17 2009.

Munga · Post by **Munga** » October 19th, 2009, 8:39 am

This is from Staged By The Bell, which is scripted, but the line was ad-libbed by Pat Daniels:

"Quit acting like a showgirl!"

To Ellana Kelter's Jessie as she danced on his lap.

Get it? 'Cause Elizabeth Berkely who played Jessie on SBTB went on to star in "Showgirls". Genius.

Oct. 18, 2009.

Justin D. · Post by **Justin D.** » October 19th, 2009, 2:29 pm

"I vow . . ." said by Sarah Tufts in a hoity-toity voice during Friday's Ka-Baam.

The weird part is that it's a line said at least three times in every Ka-Baam show, but she killed all of us this time. Likely, it was the voice and pause afterward. A completely expected line took everyone by surprise. That's impressive.

Chuy! · Post by **Chuy!** » October 19th, 2009, 8:03 pm

Chuy Zarate to his 1st grade son tonight after getting in a little troublre at school, "In this family we respect people at school! You will not represent this family in this way... AM I UNDERSTOOD?!" Best improv acting I've done in a while. I was kind of a smartass in school...

SarahMarie · Post by **SarahMarie** » October 20th, 2009, 2:15 pm

Justin D. wrote:"I vow . . ." said by Sarah Tufts in a hoity-toity voice during Friday's Ka-Baam.

The weird part is that it's a line said at least three times in every Ka-Baam show, but she killed all of us this time. Likely, it was the voice and pause afterward. A completely expected line took everyone by surprise. That's impressive.

**blushes** Gosh Thanks!

djpenn · Post by **djpenn** » November 1st, 2009, 2:11 pm

"I'm a dung beetle."

--CJ as Tom Waits as a dung beetle, celeb maestro 10/31/09

Marc Majcher · Post by **Marc Majcher** » November 1st, 2009, 2:51 pm

djpenn wrote:"I'm a dung beetle."

--CJ as Tom Waits as a dung beetle, celeb maestro 10/31/09

Beat me to it.

spantell · Post by **spantell** » November 13th, 2009, 7:01 pm

Kacey (on the side of the road): I lost a glove.

Dave (driving a truck, trying to pick her up): I have gloves. I have a whole glove compartment.

James Snacker · Post by **James Snacker** » November 22nd, 2009, 10:08 am

...not sure what this line meant. I walked into the theather 2/3 of the way through the show and this is the first thing I heard.

Troy Miller (speaking to a goblin-esque Ted Rutherford): I'm really glad you convinced me not to have sex with you; it's really much better if I adopt you instead and raise you as a son.

Munga · Post by **Munga** » November 28th, 2009, 3:34 pm

So what was the winner? I had to leave the banquet before it was revealed.

valetoile · Post by **valetoile** » November 28th, 2009, 5:17 pm

no winner this year, just a celebration opera style of the bests. I think Boyko was taping the whole thing. I'm sure he'll put up some footage once he's had time to do whatever magic incantations the techno-gods require.

hujhax · Post by **hujhax** » December 15th, 2009, 2:17 pm

[Mo & I walk past each other on stage.]

Mo: This shit is about to get serious.
Me: Shit just got *real.*
-- The shortest scene from the 11/8/09 MerlinWorks mixer

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If everything's surprising, then eventually nothing is.
-- Alan Sepinwall