Wanna be a Caddy?

Mo Daviau · Post by **Mo Daviau** » June 28th, 2006, 11:53 pm

Are you a nice person who is seeking to bond with members of an out-of-town troupe? Do you own a reliable vehicle that seats more than one other person? Do you have the skinny on where the best restaurants, bars, and inpatient medical facilities are in Austin? Then you should volunteer to be a Caddy for Out of Bounds! A Caddy is like a den mother, a host, a concierge, or a big brother/sister, only we're calling them Caddies because this festival is golf-themed.

A Caddy must commit to do the following for the entirety of the festival (Labor Day weekend, August 30-Sept 4) or however long their out-of-towners stay:

*Be on call by telephone 24/7 for their troupe to answer questions, provide rides, offer advice on restaurants, etc. Chances are they won't wake you up at 5:00am, but if one of them needs a ride to the hospital or has found themselves drunk and naked somewhere in Hays County, you're on it.

*Provide transport to and from the airport (if needed) and to mini-golf on Sunday. So if you're caddying a troupe with 10 people in it, and your car only seats five, then you have to arrange another car to get everyone from your troupe to mini-golf. Mini-golf is at Putt 'n Funn in Round Rock, fyi.

Christina deRoos and I are co-managing the Caddies, so if you are interested in this emotionally fulfilling, lifelong-friendship-fostering volunteer opportunity, please e-mail or PM one of us and we'll hook you up. Please refer to the Out of Bounds schedule of performers at http://forum.austinimprov.com/viewtopic.php?t=1131 and let us know which troupe you'd be interested in Caddying for. (Chris Trew has already claimed Apollo 12, and Jeremy's got 3 For All)

--Mo
Hospitality Czarina
OoB 2006!

beardedlamb · Post by **beardedlamb** » June 29th, 2006, 12:58 am

the cupholders touring van will also be available for insured, licensed motorists to borrow for transportation purposes during the festival. it seats 7 very comfortably. NO SEX!

kareem, i'm looking in your direction.
want to have sex in my van?

bLamb

shksprtx · Post by **shksprtx** » June 29th, 2006, 1:47 am

I make no hard-and-fast guarantees, but my Jeep and I are up for the job...

More on that as we get closer to the actual dates involved...

mdalonzo · Post by **mdalonzo** » June 29th, 2006, 6:03 pm

I need a babysitter when I come in from out of town. I don't know where the best things in Austin are. Can someone volunteer to be my caddy? I'm pretty quiet, like to go to bed early, and I very rarely drink or speak loudly. Also, I despise sex, especially in vans.

deroosisonfire · Post by **deroosisonfire** » June 29th, 2006, 6:28 pm

i call dibs on mike! don't worry, baby, i'll take good care of you.

kbadr · Post by **kbadr** » June 29th, 2006, 6:37 pm

beardedlamb wrote:kareem, i'm looking in your direction.
want to have sex in my van?

I've been waiting for this moment all my life.
I'll show you my longform if you show me yours.*

* lovingly thieved from some kittens

deroosisonfire · Post by **deroosisonfire** » June 29th, 2006, 8:46 pm

kbadr wrote:
beardedlamb wrote:kareem, i'm looking in your direction.
want to have sex in my van?
I've been waiting for this moment all my life.
I'll show you my longform if you show me yours.

don't bother. i had sex with jeremy in his van and he's a pussy.

*in an effort to avoid gossip i will mention right now that this is a callback to a comment i made here. i harbor no ill-will towards either kareem or jeremy.

acrouch · Post by **acrouch** » June 30th, 2006, 3:21 am

Way to wuss out in the middle of a post, deRoos.

deroosisonfire · Post by **deroosisonfire** » June 30th, 2006, 9:53 am

i hate michael andrew crouch.