Best show lines-2009

arthursimone · Post by **arthursimone** » March 18th, 2009, 12:15 pm

two of my favorite lines from the FMs sets weren't even lines:

-Erika read the message Dave had sent on a computer monitor, then very awkwardly buttoned the top of her shirt.

-Erika's small glance over at her Amish husband for approval before being hugged by Rachel. Then she turns around to be more modestly hugged from the back.

that lady is the master of the nonverbal!!

Dave · Post by **Dave** » April 6th, 2009, 9:39 am

"I wanna crawl into your dollhouse! Can I?
(of course)
I'm wearing a dollhouse!
Ow! Your dollhouse gave me a splinter."
-Rachel, Girls of Evil

a great scene with J.Vi.!!

erin · Post by **erin** » April 6th, 2009, 2:14 pm

"If you reach for the fire the first thing you lose is your fingerprints"

-Sung by the lovely Kacey Samiee GGG 4/4 show

vine311 · Post by **vine311** » April 6th, 2009, 2:31 pm

Dave wrote:"I wanna crawl into your dollhouse! Can I?
(of course)
I'm wearing a dollhouse!
Ow! Your dollhouse gave me a splinter."
-Rachel, Girls of Evil

a great scene with J.Vi.!!

That scene was so much FUN!

Aden · Post by **Aden** » May 1st, 2009, 10:23 am

zenblend wrote:hi
can you any body tell me what is that line means

You see zenblend, the dollhouse is a play on words. It's both a literal dollhouse... and yet in the show, people may have been laughing at a less literal interpretation...maybe that the dollhouse was an analogy for a part of one of the improvisers anatomy.

Since dollhouses are made of wood, someone getting a splinter from a dollhouse...

... you know I'm just not doing this line justice. Maybe someone who was there can explain it better.

amylyn · Post by **amylyn** » May 1st, 2009, 6:14 pm

Eric Perry sang "It's candy in my pocket little girl" at the Hideout 10 year show, as the ending of a sing of pearls.

Roy Janik · Post by **Roy Janik** » May 20th, 2009, 12:31 am

"If you are into soccer, and you live near HEB, then you are IN luck."
-Owen Lucas, Hard Nature

Post by **Jon Bolden** » May 20th, 2009, 6:58 am

"Yoga is life, yoga is learning...Yoga is basically just bending and stretching"

- Kacey Samiee, Rise & Shine as a yoga expert

this is one is hard to convey. She kept being asked what yoga "was" by Curtis, and she finally caved.

Dave · Post by **Dave** » May 21st, 2009, 1:26 am

"I think we'll pack it in for the night. CNN is coming on soon."

-David Hess, trying to kick out an annoying houseguest.
Glamping Trip rehearsal 5/21/09

(i know it's in a rehearsal, but who cares, it was brilliantly improvised)

Pdyx · Post by **Pdyx** » June 7th, 2009, 11:56 pm

"You can do it!" -- Gene, in the Unfurled and Murphy mix-em-ups Sunday 6/7/09

There was a long father-daughter scene with Scott and Stephanie...someone from the sides (Josh?) endowed Scott as Mr. Sandler...someone else from the sides (Kyle?) called it out as the weirdest Adam Sandler movie ever, which gets the scene edited and as it was being edited Gene jumps out and delivers the line...

Had me rolling.

Aden · Post by **Aden** » June 8th, 2009, 8:13 am

Gee I hope I'm getting this lyric right:

"Jesus loves your hooker dress" - Kacey Samiee
6/6/9 Saturday Night Special at SVT -- Cathedral: the Muscial

arthursimone · Post by **arthursimone** » June 8th, 2009, 9:20 am

"Just because you're out of bullets doesn't mean you have to stop killin'!"

Drew Wesley, Unfurled anniversary show, after shooting and continuing to bludgeon a cute animal with the butt of his rifle

York99 · Post by **York99** » June 8th, 2009, 11:55 am

"Vishnu never sang to me the way Tom Cruise does."
Drew or Gene, Unfurled

mpbrockman · Post by **mpbrockman** » June 8th, 2009, 4:23 pm

Aden wrote:Gee I hope I'm getting this lyric right:

"Jesus loves your hooker dress" - Kacey Samiee
6/6/9 Saturday Night Special at SVT -- Cathedral: the Muscial

It was "Jesus loves my hooker dress".

Of course, your "Dreidel, huh - you ever actually play that game" was right up there too.

Dave · Post by **Dave** » June 17th, 2009, 9:07 am

"Strangle me 'til I have a stroke. It's chepaer than Botox."
-Becca Peterson, Fifty Minute Hour, Feb. '09

Austin Improv

Best show lines-2009

Re: zenblend