Ratliff

ratliff · Post by **ratliff** » May 20th, 2009, 11:51 pm

Is it poor form for me to play?

If I were a Soviet functionary: Apparatliff
If I were a waiter serving a party of six or more: Gratliff
If I were from New Orleans: Where Y'atliff

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » May 21st, 2009, 12:36 am

ratliff wrote:If I were a waiter serving a party of six or more: Gratliff

yay

valetoile · Post by **valetoile** » May 21st, 2009, 6:34 pm

If he were trying to impress a Harry Potter fan: Radcliffe

arthursimone · Post by **arthursimone** » May 22nd, 2009, 12:45 am

ratliff wrote:Is it poor form for me to play?

yes.
you are not welcome here, Ratliff!

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » May 22nd, 2009, 7:09 pm

If he was foiled again: Dratliff!

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » May 22nd, 2009, 7:20 pm

If he exploited civilian workers internationally in the name of "free trade":
GATTliff

Lindsey · Post by **Lindsey** » May 22nd, 2009, 8:59 pm

If he was particularly good at falling down: pratliff

TexasImprovMassacre · Post by **TexasImprovMassacre** » May 22nd, 2009, 9:14 pm

douchebarrel

ratliff · Post by **ratliff** » May 22nd, 2009, 10:37 pm

TexasImprovMassacre wrote:douchebarrel

WINNER

valetoile · Post by **valetoile** » May 23rd, 2009, 9:12 am

arthursimone wrote:
ratliff wrote:Is it poor form for me to play?

yes.
you are not welcome here, Ratliff!

If he was kicked out of a forum about him: Blacklist

Roy Janik · Post by **Roy Janik** » May 23rd, 2009, 11:55 am

If he were Klingon: Bat'leff

Scratch · Post by **Scratch** » May 23rd, 2009, 6:20 pm

because he's not glossy: Matteliff
(or, because of how he frames things)

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » May 23rd, 2009, 7:59 pm

God damn it.

DollarBill · Post by **DollarBill** » May 23rd, 2009, 8:19 pm

EmilyBee wrote: And... since you got this far... if there were an ancient Mesopotamian temple dedicated to him: Zigguratliff!

If he were a plagiarist: Jeff

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » May 24th, 2009, 2:11 am

Jesus, what about the 15 people who said Bratliff? Come on.