Ratliff

arthursimone · Post by **arthursimone** » May 18th, 2009, 1:31 pm

if he were in a german electronic band, Kraftliff

EmilyBee · Post by **EmilyBee** » May 18th, 2009, 1:50 pm

If he wore turn-of-the-(last)-century foot accesories: Spatsliff

If he were a British ponce: Pratliff

If he played the Sousaphone: Blatt-liff

If he were a pointy-toothed rodent from ages ago: Scratliff

If he did yoga on HIMSELF: Matliff

And... since you got this far... if there were an ancient Mesopotamian temple dedicated to him: Zigguratliff!

mpbrockman · Post by **mpbrockman** » May 18th, 2009, 2:01 pm

As a Pixar film: "A Rat's Life"
John vs. Floyd Mayweather: Fatlip
As cosmetic surgeon: Breastlift
Singing "Funkytown": Ratlipps Inc.
As Terry Gilliam Animation: The Meaning of Ratliff
As communal living advocate with a speech impediment: Socialiff (FFocialiff?)

Shea · Post by **Shea** » May 18th, 2009, 2:19 pm

If he played a lawyer on TV who was beloved by the geriatric set: Matloff

djpenn · Post by **djpenn** » May 18th, 2009, 2:42 pm

If his gender was very vague: Patliff

After a bowel movement: Shatliff

With body-art: Tatliff

Hopped up from huffing paint: Ratsniff

mcnichol · Post by **mcnichol** » May 18th, 2009, 4:06 pm

Classically: Ratliszt

acrouch · Post by **acrouch** » May 18th, 2009, 4:39 pm

mcnichol wrote:when he drops piano and masters the guitar:

Stratliff

When he learns to play that guitar with the muscles on his back:

Latriff

sara farr · Post by **sara farr** » May 18th, 2009, 4:47 pm

watliff -- if you have a speech impediment

erin · Post by **erin** » May 18th, 2009, 4:54 pm

if he had full body tattoos- Tatliff

TexasImprovMassacre · Post by **TexasImprovMassacre** » May 18th, 2009, 5:09 pm

vine311 wrote:If his face were elongated and he grew whiskers...Ratlipp

I actually call him Ratlipps quite frequently.

During his cameo in Clueless: AsIf

Lindsey · Post by **Lindsey** » May 18th, 2009, 5:36 pm

If he were a bitchy girl: twatliff
If he was morbidly obese: fatliff
If he could eat no fat and was in a nursery rhyme: Spratliff
If he he was king of new age jazz: scatliff
Or perhaps he's a large tablet that defies explanation: Monoliff

Adeny · Post by **Adeny** » May 18th, 2009, 6:48 pm

If he suddenly became a feline: Catliff

If he was the spokesman of a fast food joint and wore a pointy hat: Jackliff

Lindsey · Post by **Lindsey** » May 18th, 2009, 7:17 pm

Which liff?

thatliff

mpbrockman · Post by **mpbrockman** » May 18th, 2009, 8:56 pm

acrouch wrote:
mcnichol wrote:when he drops piano and masters the guitar:

Stratliff
When he learns to play that guitar with the muscles on his back:

Latriff

IMHO - Andy wins. Too clever by halfliff.

Oh yeah, I guess that would be John as a hobbit.

jennycarlson · Post by **jennycarlson** » May 20th, 2009, 7:43 pm

If he were Klingon: Rat'leph.