Play it safe

Aden · Post by **Aden** » May 12th, 2009, 11:54 am

Now, I know that it's tempting to go "backstage" with one of the improv groupies after a show... but c'mon guys, think before you find yourself doing anything craazy.

Maybe this will help you choose abstinence after all. And for all you couples out there, it's ok to think twice too.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd5cjOlv_Uw[/youtube]

vine311 · Post by **vine311** » May 12th, 2009, 12:10 pm

That totally worked. I am now celibate.

ratliff · Post by **ratliff** » May 12th, 2009, 12:21 pm

We have GROUPIES?

vine311 · Post by **vine311** » May 12th, 2009, 12:35 pm

I was not informed either.

Curtis + computer · Post by **Curtis + computer** » May 12th, 2009, 1:06 pm

I had no idea abstinence could rock so damn hard.

(That's Michael Sweet of Stryper, by the way, who ARE STILL TOURING IN TWO-THOUSAND AND NINE. And of course in this mutant's bizarro world it's the girls who always pressure the guys into sex. It's their fault that dudes are powerless before their hell-ginas.)

Shea · Post by **Shea** » May 12th, 2009, 2:10 pm

So I guess this music is for people who could give up the sex and drugs, but just had to hang on to the Rock N Roll.

Great find, I give this a 10 on the Schlock-meter.

vine311 · Post by **vine311** » May 12th, 2009, 3:32 pm

Aaaaaaaaaaa!!! Stryper! That's the band all of my friends listened to "in public" because their parents were very religious and hated metal. Goddamn WASP wanabees. I think Wolverine designed their stage costumes.

TexasImprovMassacre · Post by **TexasImprovMassacre** » May 13th, 2009, 5:26 am

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... =firefox-a

Jesus Freaks Documentary about gettin' Crunk on Christ!

"just gettin' baptized here for the first time today, dude. Its totally awesome"

mpbrockman · Post by **mpbrockman** » May 13th, 2009, 5:36 am

ratliff wrote:We have GROUPIES?

Well, yeah. Have you not... oh...

Never mind.

ADDENDUM: Now that I think about it, you do have one, Master Ratliff. I believe I still have her note to you in my wallet.

DollarBill · Post by **DollarBill** » May 13th, 2009, 2:25 pm

The dude that did the "right thing" looks so pissed off at the end. And the other dude who's about to bang the girl in the car that sounds like a truck is so happy. I learned my lesson.