I'm such a woman that I...

[spantell]

1. Women generally don't work as hard as men.
2. Women take too many days off because of maternity leave and other "woman-issues."
3. Women generally aren't as smart as men.
4. Women are too caught up with their emotions to get as much accomplished as men.
5. Women enjoy having someone above them, telling them what to do.

Wrong. Women intentionally fail so that they can stay home, relax and let some man support them.
It's a conspiracy.

Thanks for the stats, Sara

[Jules]

...that I'll be asking all you kids to spend some quality time volunteering at LAFF. Posting soon, DM for deets.

Sheesh, what a thread.