I'm such a feline that...

Aden · Post by **Aden** » April 1st, 2009, 3:28 pm

... I hate cat littler but find it irrisistable

... I only take affection on my terms.

... I do whatever the fuck I want, whenever the fuck I want.

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » April 1st, 2009, 4:02 pm

... will sit on your book when you're reading it.

... will let you know with violence that the loving is over for now.

Matt · Post by **Matt** » April 1st, 2009, 4:17 pm

...am NOT getting wet

Chuck Dodgson · Post by **Chuck Dodgson** » April 1st, 2009, 4:19 pm

... everything I do is PURRRRR-fect.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh man. I love this thread. Girl power!

Aden · Post by **Aden** » April 1st, 2009, 4:39 pm

... even when I lick my own butt, I'm still cute.

Lindsey · Post by **Lindsey** » April 1st, 2009, 5:48 pm

...can eat dead things, cough up nasty shit, and still be invited into your lap

...demand attention when I want it

...hunt with the stealth of a much larger cat, and like three times the adorableness

sara farr · Post by **sara farr** » April 1st, 2009, 5:50 pm

...I pee on your stuff when I am mad.
...I shred your stuff when I feel good.

KathyRose · Post by **KathyRose** » April 1st, 2009, 9:16 pm

... mere words cannot do me justice.
You may now prepare my dinner.

EmilyBee · Post by **EmilyBee** » April 1st, 2009, 10:11 pm

...Feline? Is that what you trogs call me? How droll. I plan on smothering you whilst you sleep, fur-less foodbags.

HerrHerr · Post by **HerrHerr** » April 2nd, 2009, 10:18 am

...I brought you the carcass of small dead mammal. It's on the front porch. Check it out.

erin · Post by **erin** » April 2nd, 2009, 10:19 am

...i make erin sneeze and her eyes water.

KathyRose · Post by **KathyRose** » April 2nd, 2009, 11:05 am

... my life has a soundtrack that only I can hear.
It goes with my secret name, that you will never know.

emmadholder · Post by **emmadholder** » April 2nd, 2009, 11:56 am

Lisa Jackson thinks I'm better than you.

exquisitezombie · Post by **exquisitezombie** » April 2nd, 2009, 1:15 pm

... i like to chill in containers that are too small for me.
... i don't know the difference between a litter box and a bean bag chair.
... i am deeply offended when you are looking/touching something other than ME(ow).
... you won't see me until it's too late.

Aden · Post by **Aden** » April 2nd, 2009, 1:41 pm

... they named a type of fever after me.

... skunks try and hide their stripes so they can do me.

... I can go from sleeping to 60 miles per hour in 0.5 seconds.