You Can't Freestyle!

TexasImprovMassacre · February 22nd, 2009, 6:32 am

Finish the rhyme, start a new one.

I'm so fly cause my face is hairy.

TexasImprovMassacre · February 22nd, 2009, 6:33 am

You can look up words in a dictionary.

Dinosaurs once ruled the Earth.

ratliff · Post by **ratliff** » February 22nd, 2009, 8:12 am

But there’s only one ruler since my mama gave birth.

I’m the sovereign lord of everything bitchin’,

Matt · Post by **Matt** » February 22nd, 2009, 10:55 am

Lord I love my Momma, and her stitchin'

Love to snuggle in her quilt

Frank · Post by **Frank** » February 22nd, 2009, 11:22 am

Of many colors it is built

So soon I will be nappin'

Lindsey · Post by **Lindsey** » February 22nd, 2009, 12:00 pm

It what be goin on, yeah it be happ'nin
Gonna run outside and get some dirt-

valetoile · Post by **valetoile** » February 22nd, 2009, 12:24 pm

So I can bury you, sucker, yeah I'm bringin' the hurt.

I'll plow you down til you're six feet under

Frank · Post by **Frank** » February 22nd, 2009, 1:47 pm

But the sky cracks open with the sound of thunder

I drop my shovel and I hide in a doorway

vine311 · Post by **vine311** » February 22nd, 2009, 2:31 pm

The wrinkles on your face look like a map of Norway.

Try some of this sweet hand lotion.

Baldenhofer · Post by **Baldenhofer** » February 22nd, 2009, 3:05 pm

Rub it 'round your fingers like yo brain got a notion.

Sitting in my car at long red light.

themoss · Post by **themoss** » February 22nd, 2009, 3:36 pm

for some reason I thought you would put up a fight

but your rhymes are weaker than a kitten punch.

HerrHerr · Post by **HerrHerr** » February 22nd, 2009, 4:19 pm

Of Moss's lay-ups I'm smitten a-bunch.
Dribble that ball, yeah, dribble it faster...

acrouch · Post by **acrouch** » February 22nd, 2009, 5:53 pm

You're double teamin' me like Pollux and Castor

Just gimme some room to get my mojo goin'

Lindsey · Post by **Lindsey** » February 22nd, 2009, 6:55 pm

That's what I'm sayin', keep the motha fucka flowin'

Goin' downtown like a gangsta on the run-

TexasImprovMassacre · February 22nd, 2009, 7:50 pm

In sister act whoopie goldberg was a nun.

Sister act II stars Jennifer Love Hewitt