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Justin D. · Post by **Justin D.** » February 12th, 2009, 11:52 am

A glass vitamin bottle fell out of the medicine cabinet last night and broke our bathroom sink. I'm now having trouble locating the handyman.

Aden · Post by **Aden** » February 12th, 2009, 1:19 pm

Aden wrote:I have a deadline in 15 minutes, that I'm probably going to miss by about an hour. I'm pretty sure that noone will notice.

Nobody noticed.

Baldenhofer · Post by **Baldenhofer** » February 12th, 2009, 2:44 pm

I went to a sandwich shop for lunch that doesn't serve sandwiches.

kristin · Post by **kristin** » February 12th, 2009, 5:13 pm

Earlier this morning I slept past my alarm. Then later this afternoon I took a very short nap. When I woke up from the nap I couldn't figure out when it was for a minute, and thought it was still morning and I had to do my day all over again.

TexasImprovMassacre · February 12th, 2009, 6:07 pm

In 7th grade I did stand up comedy at the talent show.

Aden · Post by **Aden** » February 12th, 2009, 10:53 pm

I'm going to bed now.

York99 · Post by **York99** » February 13th, 2009, 8:37 am

Since a week is an arbitrary number of days, had it been 8 instead of seven, I wonder if the work week would have been 6 days or if the weekend would have been 3. This probably would have made a huge impact on our society either way.

Marc Majcher · Post by **Marc Majcher** » February 13th, 2009, 8:52 am

I'm taking some new vitamins, and they've turned my pee really, really bright yellow.

Mike · Post by **Mike** » February 13th, 2009, 9:36 am

I always wonder what it would have been like if Europeans never set foot on North American soil and left the Native Americans to develop their own culures.

TexasImprovMassacre · February 13th, 2009, 2:03 pm

The American Christmas is celebrated on December 25th.

Lants · Post by **Lants** » February 13th, 2009, 5:12 pm

I have two pairs of headphones. Work headphones and life headphones. They are both in front of me right now.

bilbo · Post by **bilbo** » February 14th, 2009, 1:31 am

I just noticed that Lance has five hundred and ONE posts.