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Post by TexasImprovMassacre »

Please, everybody, no bits.

Not here. Save them for somewhere else.

It was 60 degrees today in Chicago.
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One time at Spiderhouse, someone looked at me and Lance weird when we high fived goodbye.
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The wind knocked over my collapsible porch bench last night. It was wet so I propped it back up to dry.
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Jastroch's cat watched me pee.
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I appreciate everyone taking this seriously.


my computer says it is 10:52, buy my phone says that it is 10:50
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The cup of yogi tea I'm drinking while sitting in my office cubicle has said the most profound thing I've heard all day (so far).

Yogi tea says "the beauty of life it to experience yourself."
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I have too many gum wrappers on my desk.
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I washed my hands at work and forgot to put on lotion, so the skin between my fingers is flaking off.
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I am going to work tonight. We serve fries and tea.

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Erin Molson hates tea. All of it.
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I want a real life girlfriend.
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I took the day's last run of the #1 bus today. I've lived in Austin for 17 years, and have ridden the #1 bus many dozens of times, but that was my first time to take the last #1.
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I have a deadline in 15 minutes, that I'm probably going to miss by about an hour. I'm pretty sure that noone will notice.
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I am only a little embarrassed that I have been listening to the Hall & Oates channel on Pandora the past couple of days.
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