Jastroch!

valetoile · Post by **valetoile** » February 8th, 2009, 12:32 pm

If ever anyone deserved three threads of praise on the Austin Improv Forums, it is Michael Jastroch.

mcnichol · Post by **mcnichol** » February 8th, 2009, 12:39 pm

Seeing Michael Jastroch play a rude-fat-man-from-another-era character is a reason to get out of bed in the morning.

Jastroch · Post by **Jastroch** » February 8th, 2009, 9:54 pm

It's the only reason I ever get out of bed in the morning. Fat + Rude + Hugs + Kisses,

Lants · Post by **Lants** » February 9th, 2009, 1:52 pm

I wonder what I should get Jastroch for Valentimes day!

Matt · Post by **Matt** » February 9th, 2009, 2:20 pm

Lants wrote:I wonder what I should get Jastroch for Valentimes day!

A heart-shaped clock?

sara farr · Post by **sara farr** » February 9th, 2009, 2:26 pm

mj is an improv HUNK

arthursimone · Post by **arthursimone** » February 9th, 2009, 4:37 pm

Lants wrote:I wonder what I should get Jastroch for Valentimes day!

70 lbs. of old weight back?

LisaJackson · Post by **LisaJackson** » February 9th, 2009, 6:21 pm

Jastroch loves kitties, ergo I love Jastroch.

Post by **Jon Bolden** » February 9th, 2009, 8:34 pm

Jastroch is an excellent graphic artist. One time I was making out with a lady and for some reason I couldn't stop thinking about Jastro.

I've said too much.

Lants · Post by **Lants** » February 10th, 2009, 10:23 am

Matt wrote:
Lants wrote:I wonder what I should get Jastroch for Valentimes day!
A heart-shaped cock?

YES!

TexasImprovMassacre · February 10th, 2009, 12:20 pm

Lants wrote:
Matt wrote:
Lants wrote:I wonder what I should get Jastroch for Valentimes day!
A heart-shaped cock?
YES!

ya'lls dude's cocks aren't already heat-shaped?

LisaJackson · Post by **LisaJackson** » February 10th, 2009, 6:28 pm

TexasImprovMassacre wrote:
ya'lls dude's cocks aren't already heat-shaped?

They have Tempurpedic cocks?

EmilyBee · Post by **EmilyBee** » February 10th, 2009, 7:56 pm

Touche, Lisa Jackson, touche!

TexasImprovMassacre · February 10th, 2009, 8:33 pm

LisaJackson wrote:
TexasImprovMassacre wrote:
ya'lls dude's cocks aren't already heat-shaped?
They have Tempurpedic cocks?

that was not a typo, but cleverly placed subliminal advertising.

Now that my cover is blown, and my mission has been compromised...you should all know...that even though i'm just a shill working on behalf of tempurpedic, i've grown to love all of you. goodbye, aic.

jennycarlson · Post by **jennycarlson** » February 10th, 2009, 10:19 pm

The James Dean of improv, but with better hair. As James Brown once said of Elvis, "There'll never be another like that soul brother."