The apotheosis of tool culture?

Curtis + computer · January 22nd, 2009, 11:56 am

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0[/youtube]
This is a group named "Brokencyde." BROKENCYDE. This is a song titled "Freaxxx." FREAXXX. Three X's. LIKE PORN, DUDE, YEAH.

Does it get any toolier than this, folks? Or is this the top of the mountain?

The comments are also superb.

nick · Post by **nick** » January 22nd, 2009, 12:24 pm

This might as well be a Tim and Eric video.

Aden · Post by **Aden** » January 22nd, 2009, 1:15 pm

When did Animal dye his hair? Also I thought he was better when he was playing for the house band at the Muppet Show. He seemed happier then.

vine311 · Post by **vine311** » January 22nd, 2009, 1:20 pm

"You just got "F'ed" in the "A" of your ear." - Cody Dearing

That quote immediately came to mind as soon as this piece of shit started. I fucking hate that stupid robotty sound effect they use in this (and a lot of other) club music.

I want to put those two blonde streaked dickwads in a no holds barred cagematch with Kinald. That's a show I'd pay to see.

beardedlamb · Post by **beardedlamb** » January 22nd, 2009, 1:29 pm

this is a joke. just well-funded dudes with some filmmaking skills. im calling spoof on this. its obviously annoying but i think its on purpose.

Curtis + computer · January 22nd, 2009, 2:10 pm

beardedlamb wrote:this is a joke. just well-funded dudes with some filmmaking skills. im calling spoof on this. its obviously annoying but i think its on purpose.

I dunno about that. Their tour calendar is pretty packed: http://www.myspace.com/brokencyde

Try clicking through some of their MySpace "friends" pages; it makes for quite a journey down the rabbit hole.

Marc Majcher · Post by **Marc Majcher** » January 22nd, 2009, 2:28 pm

I think you just broke my douche-o-meter.

apiaryist · Post by **apiaryist** » January 22nd, 2009, 6:07 pm

If it's not a joke, the Idiocracy is now.

I'm going to try that vomit yell on Amie when she gets back from the store. Wish me luck.

kbadr · Post by **kbadr** » January 22nd, 2009, 6:15 pm

Can I just counteract this drivel with a pack of Australians brandishing Gibson SGs, school boy outfits, and bagpipes?

Can I?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1iR2Wi3u5o[/youtube]

Thank you.

Curtis + computer · January 22nd, 2009, 11:17 pm

kbadr wrote:Can I just counteract this drivel with a pack of Australians brandishing Gibson SGs, school boy outfits, and bagpipes?

Can I?

Thank you.

I love AC/DC, but I must say we are at a desperate hour indeed when we are turning to them as an intellectual palate cleanser.

beardedlamb · Post by **beardedlamb** » January 23rd, 2009, 2:08 am

re: AC DC
i heard the new album is actually pretty good. havent heard it personally. my bag of tea, it is not.

kbadr · Post by **kbadr** » January 23rd, 2009, 9:29 am

Curtis + computer wrote: I love AC/DC, but I must say we are at a desperate hour indeed when we are turning to them as an intellectual palate cleanser.

I was going for a musical palate cleanser.
If it's an intellectual one you'd like, here's another option:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaNV7eCU2R0[/youtube]

and just for the hell of it:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wfamPW3Eaw[/youtube]

ErikAdams · Post by **ErikAdams** » January 23rd, 2009, 10:21 am

Here's Los Campesinos! to prove that good things can come of asymetrical haircuts, genre mash-ups, and song titles with unnecessary x's.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHt2CveSXqE[/youtube]

The kids are alright. You just have to know which ones to listen to.

Curtis + computer · January 23rd, 2009, 11:48 am

ErikAdams wrote:Here's Los Campesinos! to prove that good things can come of asymetrical haircuts, genre mash-ups, and song titles with unnecessary x's.

The kids are alright. You just have to know which ones to listen to.

These guys are as cute as buttons. Their Care Bear Stare vanquishes Brokencyde's by-way-of-Spencer's Gifts darkness.

shando · Post by **shando** » January 23rd, 2009, 12:43 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyQHswTrzTQ[/youtube]

This is what a real Tim and Eric music video is like. You have to go to dancefloordale.com to see the full thing, but it gives you a taste.