dirty dirty fun in 2009

themoss · Post by **themoss** » December 25th, 2008, 6:56 pm

Dirtiest Comedy Competition and Blue Ball!
February 13th at the Scoot Inn.

We all know we should play to the height of our intelligence but we are also profoundly aware that sometimes dick jokes are just damn funny.
Time and time again stand-ups, improvisers, and sketch writers are forced to repress their greatest material because itâ€™s just too sick, too dirty, too blue!
Not anymore!
This is your playgroundâ€¦this is where you can be as blue as you want to be (while still being funny) and be rewarded for your filthy little minds.

Submissions are open for the first ever Austin Dirtiest Comedy Competition.
All submissions should be no longer than 5-7 minutes.
No actual pornography but feel free to let the innuendos fly.
There is a $10 submission fee (to cover costs and make sure the winners get a little something more than a pat on the ass).
Live sketch, video sketch, standup, and even some creative improv will be accepted.
Your work will be voted on by a panel of prestigious and dark humored judges, with only the best making it to the final night, where it will be viewed by the masses.
Blue Ball booty dance party and Queen cover band (with special guests) following the competition.

Make checks out to Leah Moss and send in submissions to 2801B Lafayette Austin Tx 78722.

Deadline is February 1st and winners will be announced the night of February 13th..

Sponsors and judge confirmations coming soon.
Please feel free to email me with any questions
Moss.leah@gmail.com

And donâ€™t forget, just because itâ€™s gross doesnâ€™t mean itâ€™s funny but, sometimes it helps.

TexasImprovMassacre · December 26th, 2008, 3:16 am

all i eat is pussy
and I'm STILL hungry

bilbo · Post by **bilbo** » January 1st, 2009, 1:26 am

man, if you eat a pussy with a string hanging out of it...just look at it as a penne regate.

themoss · Post by **themoss** » January 1st, 2009, 3:17 pm

thank you gentlemen for keeping the spirit of this competition alive.
Now bring it to the stage and win something.

TexasImprovMassacre · January 1st, 2009, 6:14 pm

oh i'll bring IT. if by it, you mean a big ol' pile of pussy guts.

Pdyx · Post by **Pdyx** » January 4th, 2009, 11:55 am

Just put in my entry for this. It's going to be fun and twisted.

themoss · Post by **themoss** » January 9th, 2009, 6:41 pm

now with fancy flier!
submit people! submit!!!

themoss · Post by **themoss** » January 19th, 2009, 2:59 pm

now with cash prize and goodies.
and dj manateemann.
it just keeps getting better.

themoss · Post by **themoss** » January 26th, 2009, 2:58 pm

submission deadline approaching.
bring it!
this is gonna be funville USA

themoss · Post by **themoss** » February 9th, 2009, 7:11 pm

the line up!!

themoss · Post by **themoss** » February 12th, 2009, 11:18 pm

bump it bitches!
its tomorrow
its fun