Best show lines - 2008

jose · Post by **jose** » August 29th, 2008, 10:02 am

nick wrote:"She talks like everyone to that." - Michael Williams

Yes! It was beautiful!

Post by **Jon Bolden** » August 29th, 2008, 11:09 am

jose wrote:
nick wrote:"She talks like everyone to that." - Michael Williams
Yes! It was beautiful!

Yeah! I'm so glad someone remembered that. I was trying think of what it was. Micheal's face was priceless after that.

kbadr · Post by **kbadr** » August 29th, 2008, 11:16 am

I'd also like to add, from the same show, Bryan's first line as host of the entire show:

"Hi. OK, what's the damn deal?"

I was still laughing after they got their suggestion and the show started.

Marc Majcher · Post by **Marc Majcher** » August 29th, 2008, 11:19 am

"You're two screws short of a screw-box!" -KF, Skipfield

LisaJackson · Post by **LisaJackson** » August 30th, 2008, 10:32 am

"Eve, we're supposed to name them, not baby talk to them." Roy Janik as Adam, Bill Arnett's workshop 8/29/08

ErikAdams · Post by **ErikAdams** » September 3rd, 2008, 12:25 am

"They said, 'You'll never marry a man who would write the Great American Novel. You're more likely to marry a man who would buy a Great American Cookie!'"
-- Arthur Simone (as a wife), to Robin Goodfellow (as a husband and author), Buddy Daddy, 8/30

I don't why this line got me (and continues to get me every time I look at it in my notebook), though lately I have been really big on franchise food humor.

jose · Post by **jose** » September 3rd, 2008, 3:30 pm

"Yea, WHAT-THE-FUCK?!" - Kaci Beeler, Improvised Shakespeare

ChrisTrew.Com · Post by **ChrisTrew.Com** » September 3rd, 2008, 3:45 pm

nick wrote:"She talks like everyone to that." - Michael Williams

THREAD FINISHED

starkserious · Post by **starkserious** » September 3rd, 2008, 4:31 pm

Tami in the ColdTowne OOB show...."it's box of hopes and dreams"..opens it and it's empty.

TexasImprovMassacre · September 15th, 2008, 2:31 pm

ChrisTrew.Com wrote:
nick wrote:"She talks like everyone to that." - Michael Williams
THREAD FINISHED

ha, seriously. The show stopped for about 30 seconds while everyone got their shit back together.

I miss michael williams.

Lants · Post by **Lants** » September 15th, 2008, 5:37 pm

TexasImprovMassacre wrote: I miss michael williams.

We all do.

Justin D. · Post by **Justin D.** » October 4th, 2008, 7:33 pm

I'm likely paraphrasing a bit here.

"The milking machine really hurt my nipples." -- Brad Temple explaining why we can't work at the milk factory anymore during The Starter Kit's Double Barrel show on Oct. 3.

I laughed so hard that I had to run off stage.

Aden · Post by **Aden** » October 23rd, 2008, 10:36 pm

Oh man... these nominations are hard!!

Matt · Post by **Matt** » October 24th, 2008, 12:30 am

There are some gems in here, though...imagine how hard it would have been had we not had this thread! Thanks Wes

Justin D. · Post by **Justin D.** » October 24th, 2008, 11:57 am

This thread was a great idea.

I have it pinned down to four or five lines, but damn, it's hard to choose.

We are some funny fuckers.

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Best show lines - 2008

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