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Improvisors behaving badly.

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Alright, you primitive screwheads

Post by kbadr »

Who called me and left a message that went roughly like this:

"Kareem *garbled mumbling* You asshole!"

The suspense is killing me.

You work your life away and what do they give?
You're only killing yourself to live

Post by taminelson »

me.
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are married and do all the fun things.
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Post by kbadr »

nice try.
it was a BOY

You work your life away and what do they give?
You're only killing yourself to live

Post by taminelson »

i am a boy.
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Post by shando »

taminelson wrote:i am a boy.
with a robot tiger!

Post by taminelson »

get this man a robot tiger!
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off topic

Post by beardedlamb »

so, ever since i got my new 512 number i've been getting calls from a local high school to tell me some girl wasn't at school today. i don't know if it was just left over from someone else having the number or what. so i called them and fixed the problem. that was about two months ago. today i got a message that went like this:
"This is Blankety Blank from Some High School or Other and we are happy to inform you that Valerie will not have to attend summer school. Thanks and have a good day."

it's a weird day for strange messages.
and congrats val. no more Vice Principal Klipsch. now we can smoke cloves whenever we want.
SUMMER ROULZZ!
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O O B
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Post by HerrHerr »

I would never say "garbled mumbling" in a hate message to you, Kareem.

I might say "marbled gumbling" in a love message.
Sometimes it's a form of love just to talk to somebody that you have nothing in common with and still be fascinated by their presence.
--David Byrne
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Post by Evilpandabear »

hmmmm.... i don't think it's me
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