June 3rd IS THE BLUE MAESTRO - Who wants to play?

fbillac · Post by **fbillac** » May 21st, 2006, 4:43 pm

Ok my fellow dark hearted improvisors. The time has come for the Blue Maestro. I need to know who is interested in playing. I will take 12 max. I don't want to hear any moaning and groaning if you don't get picked. I am also not interested in reading ton's of posts about how the show format should be.

I will tell you this. Every level of depravity will be tested. Every dirty little secret will be revealed. Everyone will question whether or not they still want to be your friend after you display what your twisted brain is capable of concocting.

I will also tell you this. There will be a dual scoring system, one for the audience and one for the judges (to be named later) [if you are interested in being a judge {will need 2} let me know].

I will also need one person , male or female, who is not ashamed of there body and is willing to bare it all, if needs be.

I will reveal the rest of the show format to those lucky, or unlucky ones cast in the show. This format must remain a secret.

BTW - Does anybody know where one can rent livestock?
-Dav

arthursimone · Post by **arthursimone** » May 21st, 2006, 6:52 pm

I relish any opportunity to expose my black ichorous heart on stage. I'll get naked, I'll get racist, I'll make confessions that would make Sarah Kane squirm. I'm onboard.

Mike · Post by **Mike** » May 21st, 2006, 8:13 pm

Blue Maestro....oh the possibilities....

I'd love to sign up.

valetoile · Post by **valetoile** » May 21st, 2006, 11:34 pm

I know I'm capable of it-but i don't know if I want to release my dark side.

Marc Majcher · Post by **Marc Majcher** » May 21st, 2006, 11:40 pm

Shit hot! Count me in.

sara farr · Post by **sara farr** » May 22nd, 2006, 1:19 am

I feel like the quality of the show could be raised a level by having a guy dressed in drag as an older, prim, nay-sayer type woman (a la Dana Carvy's The Church Lady) sitting in the audience and heckling the players. Then, about mid-show, the character would get pulled on stage (in some audience participation ploy) and then converted to the ways of the BLUE.

Calling Erin Plischke?!

kaci_beeler · Post by **kaci_beeler** » May 22nd, 2006, 10:38 am

I have many naughty plans up my sleeve for this show, count me in.

Evilpandabear · Post by **Evilpandabear** » May 22nd, 2006, 10:52 am

why perform when i can throw tomatoes on stage?!

madeline · Post by **madeline** » May 22nd, 2006, 11:03 am

I specialize in Disgusting Things. Count me in.

vine311 · Post by **vine311** » May 22nd, 2006, 11:31 am

Count me in...I'll bring the mashed potatoes.

beardedlamb · Post by **beardedlamb** » May 22nd, 2006, 12:03 pm

need a director with a fucked up mind?

improvstitute · Post by **improvstitute** » May 24th, 2006, 11:45 pm

I can't make this one, but PLEASE DEAR GOD...have another Blue Maestro. I will be on that like a 35 year old high school teacher on a young, tender, and uninhibited emo girl who just needs someone to talk to. Wait...I'm a 35 year old high school teacher...hmmm?!?!?!?!?!

eplischke · Post by **eplischke** » May 25th, 2006, 11:26 am

Is it still at 10:30?

Rachel · Post by **Rachel** » May 25th, 2006, 11:47 am

Oh sooo much fun!!!!

I'll be out of town for this - have a Fucking excellent time everyone!!!!!!

I hope the audience LOVES it !
and please do it again!

Dav W. were you there the night we did the blue show at cap city? the one where we
played dirty sing it?

ooooooh that was fun!!!

Wesley · Post by **Wesley** » May 25th, 2006, 12:16 pm

Is it still at 10:30?

No, this is the new Saturday at 11:30 slot.

The first Blank Show.